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The Mod Commode: How To Shit In Style

By Skiddy Poo
Created Apr 25 2002 - 11:00pm
My toilet seat is white and hard. It's old and shifts from side to side, even when I am firmly seated on it. It has stains on it that cannot be removed -- I've used bleach and gritty cleanser and yet they remain to remind me of the many other tenants that have sat where I now sit.

Just a few of the many...

What I am trying to get at is that my damn toilet seat is old and boring and gross. To make matters worse, I have tasteless shocking pink faux tile to accentuate the dullness of my toilet seat. I suspect that I am not the only person here at PoopReport with a boring seater.

So I got to thinking about the options I have. At the local level, I could either paint the damn thing (but I wouldn't dare do that because I don't have an artistic bone in my body) or I could visit the local home improvement stores (but the few available options appear as if Hollywood hookers inspired them). They have toilet seats that have shell shaped lids and lids with oceanic pictures on them. Why would I find that fun? They are tawdry like the pink tiles in my bathroom and I need more options than that.

So I entertained my global options and decided to surf the web. Much to my surprise and delight, there are many places on the internet that sell uniquely designed toilet seats. I included the URLs below for fellow Poop Reporters to browse.

I came across some toilet seats that were covered in ultra-feminine designs, with flowers and jellybeans. Some seats were more trendy with colorful patterns. Other seats were more thematically oriented with pictures of football, golf, and money. Yet others had a darker theme with barbed wires are razor blades. Still others were just plain ol' rustic and suited for a log cabin.

Many of the websites originate in the UK and this is not surprising, considering Europe is known for its artistry in things we use daily. There are many options from which you can select to transform your Old White Seater into something that uniquely reflects your lifestyle, personality, and artistic expression. I will be making my selection soon.

Designer Toilet Seats

  • CooLoo.com [1]
  • BogSeats.co.uk [2]
  • From Direct Plumbing And Heating Supplies [3]
  • The Bathroom Accessory Shop [4]
  • Mamo Collection [5] Clear seats (aka acrylic or 3-D seats): Most are girly seashell themes
  • Seashell Toilet Seats [6]
  • Loo With A View [7]
  • Emporium UK.com [8] A better selection of clear toilet seats: Check out the barbed wire one -- yeow!
  • The Menu.com [9]
  • GroovyStyle [10]
  • UK Shopping Emporium [11]
  • Midton Acrylics [12] Posh Designer Toilet Seats: French, Italian, and Deeeelux
  • UK Bathroom Express [13] Guitar and Piano theme toilet lids
  • Jammin' Johns [14] W I D E toilet seats for those of you with mud flaps for asses
  • SF Bay Area [15] Sexy Designs
  • Sittin' Pretty Design [16] Oh dear, "hand upholstered" toilet seats
  • WorldWide MFG [17] Handpainted from the UK
  • Gold Crest [18] They have spiky and glow in the dark seats here
  • Urbanjunkie [19] This one is boring, but it glows in the dark!
  • Mon-Glow Inc [20] Samples of "ranch-like" and rustic theme seats
  • WJD Ranch Carving Center [21]
  • Elite Seats [22] A collection of bidets, soft seats, and designer seats (limited collection)
  • Eldridge Textile [23]
  • Sandman/Intimist [24]
  • Magic John [25]

    Also, check out this article on John A. Kostopoulus (age 77): King of Toilet Seat Arts [26]

    -- Skiddy Poo [27]

    • Source URL:
    http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/Content/Seats/seats.html

    Links:
    [1] http://www.cooloo.com/
    [2] http://www.bogseats.co.uk/designspg1.html
    [3] http://www.wrengco.f9.co.uk/directp/wcseats.html
    [4] http://www.thebathroomaccessoryshop.com/wackyseats.htm
    [5] http://www.mamo.it/e-linee.htm
    [6] http://www.seashelltoiletseats.com/toiletseats.htm
    [7] http://www.loowithaview.com.au/default1.htm
    [8] http://www.emporiumuk.com/products/tseat001.htm
    [9] http://www.themenu.com/trend/collection.html
    [10] http://www.groovystyle.co.uk/system/index.html
    [11] http://www.shopping-emporium.co.uk/toilet-seats/toilet_seats.htm
    [12] http://www.midtonacrylics.co.uk/bathroomx.html
    [13] http://www.bathroomexpress.co.uk/acatalog/Bathroom_Express__Designer_Toilet_Seats_41.html
    [14] http://www.jamminjohns.com/products.htm
    [15] http://home.att.net/~sbayarea/
    [16] http://www.sittinprettydesign.com/pages/info.html
    [17] http://www.worldwidemfg.com/aboutour.htm
    [18] http://www.webcity.co.uk/goldcrest/
    [19] http://www.urbanjunkie.co.uk/toilet_seats.htm
    [20] http://mon-glowinc.micronpcweb.com/
    [21] http://www.nb.net/~wjdranch/toilet_seats.htm
    [22] http://www.eliteseats.com/
    [23] http://www.eldridgetextile.com/bath/ts.html
    [24] http://www.sandman.com/intimst.html
    [25] http://www.magicjohn.com/
    [26] http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/CABORtoilet.html
    [27] http://www.poopreport.com/user/136/track