Offensive TP Advertising

Editor's note: more often than one would think, people come across PoopReport's toilet paper survey [1] and think that PoopReport is an official representative of the TP companies. I've gotten quite a few angry emails... most entertaining of which is this one.

TO: Dave [2]
FROM: Ralsa
DATE: 8.24.02002
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Your TV Guide AD about Cottonnelle is disgusting. I am not interested in anyone's clean bottom. Your whole thing about POOP illustartes that you are nothing but a 5 year old learning to say SHIT SHIT SHIT. or POOP POOP POOP. That is what my children did when they were growing up. I told my wife. NEVER buy any COTTONELLE products anymore until you apologize to the readers of TV Guide.

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