The problem: people were cheating on drug tests, so they have guys who sit there and watch you pee, to make sure you're not cheating. Solution: a fake penis [1], which the urine realistically comes out of.

And to make sure you don't arouse (heh) suspicion, you can get your penis in various shades from black to white [2]. It's only $149, and best of all, when you order now, you get one sample of dehydrated urine free!