GreenBay Packers fullback Najeh Davenport was charged with a second-degree felony count of burglary and a misdemeanor count of criminal mischief after being identified by a Barry University woman whose closet he allegedly crapped in. Apparently Mr. Davenport crept into her room at 6 AM, and the woman woke up to the strange sight of a 6'2" 248 pound man laying pipe in her laundry basket [1].

Thanks to Clustersnarf and Rancid Pooftees for pointing this out almost simultaneously.