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Every man should love the bidet. Believe us, there's nothing better
than a hot, high-pressure ass scrubbing [3].
Up until now, men usually wouldn't use the bidet -- probably
because the name was so wimpy. "Bidet." Bleah.
So we commissioned a holy crusade to change the name of the bidet to
something more manly. Something that wouldn't scare the beer-swilling
pork-eating tough guys who stand to gain so much from the incredible powers of the bidet.
Here are the finalists. Vote for your favorite. (Click here [4] to view all the entries.)
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