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CONTEST #18: The "Turd Blossom" Controversy Drawing Contest: Results!

By Dave
Created Aug 11 2005 - 11:00pm
So President Bush's nickname for Karl Rove is "Turd Blossom". That raised the question: what exactly is a turd blossom [1]? Seventeen PoopReporters submitted their (surprisingly apolitical!) understanding of what Bush is calling Rove. When the dust settled nearly three hundred votes later, a winner emerged: MegaDump!

[2]
by MegaDump
see original [3]
[tally]
  45 votes
MegaDump, you are a true artist; that is DEFINETLY what President Bush has in mind when he beckons his Chief of Staff. A noble flower worthy of the power Mr. Rove wields. Someday, perhaps, I will commandeer the kind of respect and possess the kind of influence to make me worthy of the nickname "Turd Blossom." A man can dream... oh, yes. A man can dream.

MegaDump, you are a man of incredible talent. People will look back on your contributions to PoopReport -- your Brown Period -- and study your talent as the hallmark style foreshadowing the coming Pootopia. One day your work will hang in the Dookenheim. Err, in the Shitney Museum. No, how about the Museum of Modern Fart. Err, the Shitsonian? Whatever. You get the idea. Congratulations again. Although now I have to send a copy of The Journal Of Ass Production [4] to Australia. That's going to cost me a fortune! Dang.

And thanks to all the other PoopReporters who entered! You can see all their entries below.

[5]
by Daphne
see original [6]
[tally]
  37 votes
 [7]
by El Poopadore
see original [8]
[tally]
  32 votes
 [9]
by Sue
see original [10]
[tally]
  23 votes
 [11]
by Smackiepipe
see original [12]
[tally]
  22 votes
 [13]
by Winnie the Poo
see original [14]
[tally]
  21 votes
 [15]
by PooperMax
see original [16]
[tally]
  20 votes
 [17]
by Liquidy_Poo
see original [18]
[tally]
  20 votes
 [19]
by Pebbly-Poo
see original [20]
[tally]
  17 votes
 [21]
by Victoria
see original [22]
[tally]
  12 votes
 [23]
by Dr. Strangeturd
see original [24]
[tally]
  10 votes
 [25]
by Wonderpance
see original [26]
[tally]
  10 votes
 [27]
by Fart Poopie
see original [28]
[tally]
  8 votes
 [29]
by Tydirium
see original [30]
[tally]
  7 votes
 [31]
by Hairy Pooter
see original [32]
[tally]
  5 votes
 [33]
by Hehe rotten stinker
see original [34]
[tally]
  2 votes
 [35]
by Troutman Coolee
see original [36]
[tally]
  1 votes

Source URL:
http://www.poopreport.com/Contests/Content/Blossom/blossomfinal.html

Links:
[1] http://www.poopreport.com/Contests/Content/Blossom/blossom.html
[2] http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ikc9ng1bp620
[3] http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ikc9ng1bp620
[4] http://www.poopreport.com/Journal
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[29] http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ikaiooxhaqo
[30] http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ikaiooxhaqo
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