Hey, should this become real popular, we might see such outlets as "Roids of London."

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"Sick pin hopes on bare bottoms"

"HAEMORRHOID sufferers are flocking to a church in central Portugal in the belief they will be cured by exposing their afflicted behinds to the statue of a local saint [1].

"The suffering faithful in Murtosa, 250 km north of Lisbon, attribute Saint Goncalo with the power to cure the condition, the Jornal de Noticias reported."