Personally, I hate toilet paper. For a long time now (at least for me), it just has never done what it is designed to do. I always came away feeling messy. So, a long time ago, I gave it up in favor of trying to find a better way of washing myself down there.

For a while, I used a thick absorbent washcloth and set myself down over the edge of the bathtub. I loved the feeling of the cold water down inside there. The only drawback was that it made my skin itch.

Then I tried a shower wand. It was OK, but it didn't have the same feeling of "depth" as did the cloth. Finally, I tried using some of the many bath and shower lotions out there, and my own fingertips. This has been the best method so far.