Dear Poopreport,

When bored (sitting around the house, etc.) I shit 5-6 times a day. Nice, big, long shits. Though I have noticed that my turds are more compact when I am occupied and thus softer when I am a lazy clod.

I have found that when bored I shit far more than when busy. I don't eat that much more and my poops are larger (perhaps fluffier) than when I shit 2-3 times daily, as I do when I am busy. What gives?