Mega-poop and super-boogers!
I really wonder where they're getting all the nose droppings?
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Our news and information program divisions have used the Ark Broadcast Center in Roppongi up until now. But in every floor at the center that has a men's toilet, we've had an unending series of incidents where feces has been spread on the floors and smeared along the walls. And it's not just tiny flecks. In April alone, there were 13 confirmed incidents, so it's become something of an emergency situation," a network employee tells Shukan Gendai.

Each of the cases has been discovered in the morning by a cleaner from the sanitation company TV Asahi employs to clean up its offices. Each time the turds have been found they have been dried.

"We've never discovered a case in the middle of the day, so it appears as though the poop is being spread around during the night," the employee says. "Of course the smell is putrid and it doesn't look too good either."

But it's not only a turd bandit affecting TV Asahi. Whoever is responsible for all the crap going on appears to be a bit snotty, too [1].

"We often find the walls in our women's toilet covered in boogers," a TV Asahi source tells Shukan Gendai.