"Zyclon-B" says:

Here's a fun story. This happens a great deal, please note the three links at the bottom of the story. They all concern jewelry warmly lounging in somebody's butt.
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A Clearwater Police Department spokesman said on Wednesday that Mary Flowers, 38, was arrested last week after a surveillance tape showed her putting the $20,000 ring in her mouth at a jewelry store in a mall.

Flowers denied swallowing the ring until an X-ray showed it was inside her.

She was kept under observation in a jail cell until the ring passed through her digestive system [1] late on Monday.

"Zyclon-B" also recommends:

http://www.freep.com/news/locoak/nring4_20030604.htm [2]
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_758996.html [3]
http://www.namibian.com.na/2002/july/news/0273E66AAD.html [4]