A San Diego woman out walking her dog Monday night was robbed at gunpoint of the sack of shit [1] she was carrying. The thief, believed to be in his 20s, apparently has neither a dog nor money -- how else to explain the fact that he thinks people carry their money around in sacks, and could comprehend no other reason for a woman walking a dog be carrying a sack full of something?

The poop thief also lacks a sense of humor. When he opened the bag to find it full of brown stuff, not green stuff, he tossed it to the ground in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman, and demanded money.

Fortunately, this would-be criminal is not very good with guns, either. When he pulled the trigger of his .22-caliber semiautomatic to take revenge on the little dog, Misty, the gun misfired. Twice.

Bewildered, he ran to a waiting car and fled. The police are still searching for the young man. PoopReport offers a reward of twenty sackfulls of something special for any information leading to his arrest.

Thanks to Poopergal for being the first of many to send in this breaking news story.