You checked out the condition of your asshole lately? Wondered, maybe, what reaction it might provoke around town should you start showing it off?

Worried that present or future lovers won't like what they see, some owners of brown eyes have taken to bleaching their starfishes [1] to make them look more inviting.

This is my personal opinion for sure, but I'd be up for any product that would make my asshole look LESS inviting.

(Thanks to Poopster39 for this lead.)