A fourteen-year-old girl enters a U.S. Forest Service outhouse in Albany, New Hampshire. She is about to poop -- but before she does, she hears a noise. It's coming from within the deep, dark pit below. What could it be? Is it a rat? She peers closer... and sees the face of Gary Moody, 45 [1], a convenience store owner from Maine. Mr. Moody, in the toilet tank of the outhouse, swimming in the shit of countless female hikers, waiting for some unsuspecting hiker to come along and poop on him.

Dear God in Heaven.

The news media described him as a "peeping Tom." That's putting it gently.

For his June 26 crime (and who knows if this is the first time he's done this?), Mr. Moody has been charged with two counts of disorderly conduct and one count of criminal trespass. Add to that a charge of violating his probation by leaving the state and allegedly committing new crimes, and it's clear that -- OK, I'm going to make the most obvious pun here -- Mr. Moody is in deep shit.

While Mr. Moody will probably be going away for along time, the scarier thought is this: is he a lone freak? Or part of a subculture of people who do this? While we at PoopReport strive to investigate poop in all its social manifestations, I think we're going to leave this story alone. If there are other people like this out there, I don't want to know.