DISCUSSIONS
Stall Stalkers On Faculty
A line has been crossed.
------ posted 4.10.2008 by Civil Libertarian Mom

DISCUSSIONS
The Truth About Toilet Seats?
Let's get to the, err, bottom of this.
------ posted 3.18.2008 by Ryan from Virb

DISCUSSIONS
The Fekos Archipelago
A world according to crap.
------ posted 11.9.2008 by Coby

DISCUSSIONS
The Geography Of Farts
A group analysis of passing gas in different places.
------ posted 9.07.2007 by The Shit Volcano

DISCUSSIONS
The #2-Liner Hall Of Fame
Share your favorite poop quotes!
------ posted 3.09.2007 by Hieronymous Bowels

DISCUSSIONS
Are You Making Bathroomtime Fun?
All work and no play...
------ posted 7.28.2006 by Logjam

STORIES ABOUT POOP
My First Memory Of Poop
Take a trip down memory lane. Stop, lift manhole cover, and descend...
------ posted 6.7.2006 by Grorgan

DISCUSSIONS
Turning To Turd Terrorism
Can the most heinous of crimes ever be justified?
------ posted 6.6.2006 by Dave

DISCUSSIONS
The Power Of The Nose
Is it just this easy?
------ posted 1.9.2006 by Dave

POOPREPORT YEAR 02005

DISCUSSIONS
Doniker Returns
A year's worth of silence means a year's worth of poop stories.
------ posted 12.02.2005 by Doniker

DISCUSSIONS
The Joy (And Importance) Of Pooping
How much does our mental health owe our rectal health?
------ posted 4.22.02005 by Daphne

DISCUSSIONS
PoopReport 1955: Dear Miss Mannerisms
50 years ago today, PoopReport.com published its first article. Here's a fond look back.
------ posted 4.1.01955 by Miss Mannerisms

POOPREPORT YEAR 02004

DISCUSSIONS
A Trio Of Travel Issues
On the road and on the go, TBW is always thinking for us.
------ posted 12.8.02004 by The Big Wiper

DISCUSSIONS
We're So Gross
We're so gross.
------ posted 10.6.02004 by Kameron Shintors

TECHNIQUES
The Shit Of My Career
Talking about the one you never forget.
------ posted 7.22.02004 by The Big Wiper

DISCUSSIONS
Confessions
A PoopReporter has a serious dilemma.
------ posted 4.22.02004 by Thunderturds Are Go!

POOPREPORT YEAR 02003

INTELLECTUAL CRAP
Oneupsmanshit: For Guys Only?
Ladies: does size matter to you?
------ posted 11.21.02003 by The Big Wiper

TECHNIQUES
Bringing Out Baby
Along with that little bundle of joy, the stork brings something else.
------ posted 8.14.02003 by MommyPoo

TECHNIQUES
The Ideal Poo
Ideal, yes. Achievable? Not by me...
------ posted 6.4.02003 by I.P. Daley

POOP DISCUSSIONS
Responding To Critics
Talk back to the back talkers.
------ posted 4.1.02003 by Dave

TECHNIQUES
In Defense Of Open Stalls
Like eating vegetables, or doing homework: you'll thank them later.
------ posted 3.13.2003 by The Big Wiper

POOPREPORT YEAR 02002

POOP DISCUSSIONS
The Tiled Library
What are PoopReporters reading on the crapper?
------ posted 11.15.02002 by Chip Brown

POOP DISCUSSIONS
Star Wars Poop Names?
Rename our favorite galactic characters PoopReport-style.
------ posted 11.13.02002 by PJbrownstuff

TECHNIQUES
Toilet Paper Alternatives
It's a pooper's worst fear: an empty brown cardboard tube.
------ posted 11.11.02002 by Dakota and Brown Streak

SHAMELESS SHITTING
The Book Of The Shameless
Inscribe your name and pledge eternal commitment to the doctrine of Shameless Shitting.
------ posted 7.11.02002 by The PoopReport Collective.

SHAMELESS SHITTING
Shameless Shitting Status
In anticipation of the Shameless Shitting Manifesto, an informal poll.
------ posted 5.15.02002 by Dave

TECHNIQUES
The Brown Line Of Silence
Why won't girls tell us what's going on when they go to the bathroom together?
------ posted 4.22.02002 by Dave

CONSUMER REPORTS
Wet Wipes: The Great Wipe Hope?
Are the new wet wipes a godsend... or a capitalist conspiracy?
------ posted 4.12.02002 by Dave

TECHNIQUES
The Courtesy Flush: Gallant or Futile?
The debate that promises to ignite America!
------ posted 4.4.02002 by Skiddy Poo.

INTELLECTUAL CRAP
Scientific Conjecture Regarding a Woman's Misfortune
Recently, a woman got stuck to an airplane toilet via suction pressure. Science has the answer.
------ posted 1.23.02002 by Dave

TECHNIQUES
Women Peeing Standing
A sign of the apocalypse? Or a huge step towards true equality?
------ posted 1.17.02002 by Sarah

POOPREPORT YEAR 02001

TECHNIQUES
Men or Women: Who's More Disgusting?
You would think women would keep their facilities cleaner... right? You tell us!
------ posted 12.11.02001 by Doniker

TECHNIQUES
Ways of Wiping
Believe it or not, there's more than one way. How do you do it?
------ posted 8.27.02001 by Dave and Steve

SHAMELESS SHITTING
Shamelss Shitters
There are those who poo with modesty, and then there are those who just don't care. What kind of office pooer are you?
------ posted 8.17.02001 by Doniker and Dave

FUN WITH FECES
Using Poop to Make Someone Cry
People are assholes. People are mean. I'm not happy that most of society enjoys hurting others, but we do. Here are some techinques.
------ posted 5.9.02001 by Dave

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