How it got there isn't important. It just did.
A newbie's first experience in this hallowed enclave. (No, not THAT one.)
------ posted 04.28.2008 by
Seth K (10)
Solving a crime of pushin'.
It's nice to be noticed. Too bad it was for this.
------ posted 03.21.2008 by
snowpea (90)
A story of health trends, sex appeal, and a lack of soundproofing.
Just call me Jack the Ripper.
While going house to house, there's one door you don't want opened.
A feeling even lower than the low, low prices.
Bowels can't move until old people do.
------ posted 01.14.2008 by
Sickman (32)
What do you do when the walls do nothing?
------ posted 11.20.2007 by
droogie (10)
The behind behind the man behind the legend.
Code words only help you when you know the code.
You never forget your first time. Especially if THIS is your first time.
------ posted 08.10.2007 by
rsantuc (10)
The body is a weapon. Here's how one uses it.
Crossing international waters, she enters an unfamiliar port of call...
------ posted 07.02.2007 by
Zizek (12)
A battle of will versus swill.
One of the best debut poop reports I've ever had the honor to publish.
------ posted 04.24.2007 by
dooder (46)
Chronicling the systematic destruction of an office's conveniences.
It's a tough job. A tough, dessicated, greasy, knobby, misshapen, disgusting job.
Something wicked this way comes.
How we keep our sanctuary from being defiled.
------ posted 03.07.2007 by
Lyrad (12)
Making a new favorite memory.
On which December thirty-first and January first catch up with you.
What one must endure to avoid the men's room.
Mr. White Shoes. Mr. White Shoes. Mr. White Shoes!
------ posted 12.14.2006 by
Andy S (10)
It's not a job just anyone can do.
George makes things more interesting.
You seek a stall. But you are not alone...