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Shit House

A forlorn tale of bygone rest stops.
------ posted 06.02.2008 by Shits Happily I... (138)

Stopping By Woods On A Windy Evening

Frost rings true in any context.
------ posted 03.10.2008 by Sooper Dooper Pooper (63)

Poop's Philosophy

Shelley's ode inspires this odor.
------ posted 03.06.2008 by Sooper Dooper Pooper (63)

Ode To The Road Load

He's been everywhere... and he's gone everywhere.
------ posted 01.29.2008 by prarie doggin (1947)

Ode To My Load

A ditty to my doodie.
------ posted 01.23.2008 by prarie doggin (1947)

A Christmas Poem

Happy holidays, PoopReport.
------ posted 12.24.2007 by prarie doggin (1947)

Memoirs Of A Grogan

Like a baby in a manger.
------ posted 12.03.2007 by shit4brains (30)

The Raven

Edgar Alan Poo.
------ posted 10.31.2007 by Caca Doodle (29)

Of The Fecally Fearful

Consider.
------ posted 08.22.2007 by Anomalous Coward (690)

A Tibetan Dump

Near the top of the Earth, the concern is the bottom.
------ posted 06.21.2007 by Thunderbox (824)

Untitled & Come To Call

Two pooems and an explanation of process.
------ posted 06.14.2007 by Anton Afgustovich (20)

Like A Big Old Backed-Up Poo

Deep thoughts on a Monday morning.
------ posted 06.04.2007 by Simon (10)

A Saharan Dump

A warm memory on a cold March day.
------ posted 03.21.2007 by Thunderbox (824)

Two Poems

Wit and rhyme and chyme and shit.
------ posted 01.18.2007 by Anomalous Coward (690)

One Night While I Was Sleeping

To sleep, perchance to leak...
------ posted 01.11.2007 by sharp shitter (27)

Tiny Fighter: A Tragedy

*sniff*
------ posted 11.29.2006 by ChiknGreez (52)

A Salute To PoopReporters

A little tribute to the people behind the movement.
------ posted 10.21.2006 by The Dumpster (2506)

Bunga on the Pot

(With apologies to Ernest L. Thayer.)
------ posted 04.20.2006 by The Dumpster (2506)

The Journey

"Pooetry is the art of uniting pleasure with truth." --Samuel Johnson
------ posted 04.06.2006 by George Eliot Butterz (244)

The Dastardly Dawn Chorus Dump

"Pooetry is nearer to vital truth than history." --Plato
------ posted 03.10.2006 by George Eliot Butterz (244)

Chrysalis

The elegance of the ideal excretion.
------ posted 02.22.2006 by TurdleHaid (17)

Pondering The Noble Turd

An ode to the lode.
------ posted 01.12.2006 by George Eliot Butterz (244)

The Shit Machine

He's there when you need him.
------ posted 01.06.2006 by George Eliot Butterz (244)

'Twas The Night Before Christmas (Again)

Share this with your loved ones this holiday season.
------ posted 12.23.2005 by Sooper Dooper Pooper (63)

You Are What You Eat

Don't like what comes out? Watch what goes in.
------ posted 12.22.2005 by George Eliot Butterz (244)

The Hangover Poo

A universal experience set in verse.
------ posted 12.14.2005 by George Eliot Butterz (244)

It's Defephobia

Not to be confused with Shameless Shitting... it's defephobia.
------ posted 10.19.2005 by Defephobia (24)

Ballad of the Constipated Pacifist

For those who failed on that special day.
------ posted 05.16.2005 by Browning (10)

The Big Release

Did Robert Frost come back to life and write about going poop? Seems so.
------ posted 04.04.2005 by Adam Lazarus (20)

Things to Do Whilst Going Poo

Some rhyming advice in case you forget your magazine.
------ posted 02.25.2005 by Adam Lazarus (20)


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