The worst part of a road trip is the long drive home. I'm about to embark on an 8-hour journey in a cramped car with four women (life is rough, I know), so I don't have time for an update. However, I thought I'd try something new: an open forum. Use this space to talk about anything poop related -- your favorite toilet paper, your favorite story on this site, your worst poop ever, how handsome your intrepid moderator is... whatever. Let's see what happens.