On Monday, after pleading no contest, he was sentenced by District Court Judge Pamela Albee. Ready for this? Thirty (30) days [2]. DAYS. But hold on: if he keeps his nose clean for two years, that sentence will be suspended.
According to the judge, "this gentleman" -- by which she meant shit-face Moody -- "has been subject to a great deal of media scrutiny and drawn to himself, should I say, notoriety. And a healthy share of bathroom humor, if you will. This is a person who deserves some compassion."
Oh, dear.
So, by describing the crass behavior of this "gentleman," PoopReport, along with other lesser-known media outlets, contributed to him getting a suspended slap on the wrist. Are we to understand that had As a public service, we're posting this guy's picture. Here he is, Gentleman Moody, when not on underground doodie.
[3]we held our tongue, he would have been sent away? (Perhaps we should immediately stop saying anything bad about insert politician's name here .)
