There are only about fifty days left. No, not until Christmas. I'm talking about the time remaining for you to submit your nomination for the fifth annual America's Best Restroom Award [1].

On the surface of it, this sort of recognition would seem a good thing for the cause of Shameless Shitting. But if you've got a moment -- and a strong stomach -- take a look at the photos posted in their hall of fame [2]. With some notable exceptions, these are places with flamboyant wall treatments, filled with suffocating floral arrangements and knick-knacks all of which make me want to puke. But where's Waldo?

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Overall, the décor of these Temples of Kitsch speak of shame, not shamelessness. Which raises the question -- what would a restroom look like which communicated the sensibilities of Shameless Shitting? And should PoopReport sponsor it's own annual award?