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PoopReport Gift Guide 2005

By Dave
Created Nov 18 2005 - 1:19pm

It's that time of year again -- the annual test of your ability to present friends and family members with gifts that offend neither their tastes nor yours. But no matter how hard one tries, it's inevitable that your gifts say more about you than they do about their receivers.

You'll do better if you embrace this fact, rather than fight it. So this year give gifts that come from your most deeply-held values: your devotion to the philosophy and humor articulated in PoopReport.com.

From the soap designed to eliminate butt pimples [1], to glow-in-the-dark strips that let you see where you pee [2], to the miracle of the bidet [3], one thing is sure with any gift on this page: your gift this year won't be easily forgotten.




The Journal of Ass Production: the greatest poop stories ever told [4]

The only nature calendar that shows how nature really is. [5]

Giving the gift of a bidet is like giving the gift of Heaven itself. [6]

Just a Drop: the poop deodorizer! [7]

The bidet you take everywhere so you can spray everywhere. [8]

Winky Brand Shirts: better get used to people staring at your chest. [9]

The business hold carder that looks just like a piece of poop. Don't worry -- it's fake. Promise. Swear. [10]

PoopReport t-shirts: not suitable for church. Or any state with stringent indecency laws. [11]

See where you pee with jonnyglow. [12]

Nothing says "happy holidays" like a butt free of zits. [13]
Find even more great gifts in The Pootique [14].
Source URL:
http://www.poopreport.com/Guide/2005.html

Links:
[1] http://www.mintyass.com
[2] http://www.jonnyglow.com
[3] http://www.biffy.com
[4] http://www.poopreport.com/phpAdsNew/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=78__zoneid=9__cb=16813509fd__maxdest=http://www.poopreport.com/Journal
[5] http://www.poopreport.com/phpAdsNew/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=85__zoneid=10__cb=91c40fee9b__maxdest=http://www.monthlydoos.com
[6] http://www.poopreport.com/phpAdsNew/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=81__zoneid=11__cb=0c8ea93c74__maxdest=http://www.biffy-bidet.com
[7] http://www.poopreport.com/phpAdsNew/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=99__zoneid=12__cb=b597325926__maxdest=http://www.justadrop.net
[8] http://www.poopreport.com/phpAdsNew/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=84__zoneid=13__cb=76ae2bf4ad__maxdest=http://phess.ca/English/The%20Paw.htm
[9] http://www.poopreport.com/phpAdsNew/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=82__zoneid=14__cb=b6b83ff9d6__maxdest=http://www.winkybrandtees.com
[10] http://www.poopreport.com/phpAdsNew/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=79__zoneid=15__cb=4d86bccf25__maxdest=http://www.poopreport.com/Store/index.html#businesscard
[11] http://www.poopreport.com/phpAdsNew/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=80__zoneid=16__cb=3e82792081__maxdest=http://www.poopreport.com/Store/index.html
[12] http://www.poopreport.com/phpAdsNew/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=86__zoneid=17__cb=fd210927d4__maxdest=http://www.jonnyglow.com
[13] http://www.poopreport.com/phpAdsNew/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=83__zoneid=18__cb=858032e754__maxdest=http://www.mintyass.com
[14] http://www.poopreport.com/Store