Why does it seem to take longer to poop when you become a teenager, especially guys? Why does it seem like you poop more times a day? Say you only went once a day -- then, when become a teen guy, it's more like three to four times a day. Why? What is it that makes guys do this?

Dear Jay,

I say this a mother who has suffered through the teen years of two sons:

What makes teenage boys do anything? What makes teenage boys wear the same underpants for a week? What makes them wear dirty socks? What makes them say "DUH" in response to everything you say to them?

As I have never been a teenage boy, I would have no clue about their bowel habits. Sorry I couldn't have been more help, but thanks for asking Poonurse!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse [1]

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility. Got a question [2] for her?