Hard as a rock, with much pushing required
14% (74 votes)
Round and firm, with little wiping required
25% (133 votes)
Formed into turds, but somewhat mushy
31% (165 votes)
Gooey and splattery, and I have to wipe forever
19% (98 votes)
I just piss out my ass
11% (58 votes)
Total votes: 528