Uma Thurman has been the rounds with a few men now, enough to know what she wants. She recently summed up her philosophy this way:

"It seems harder and harder to make contact with men, especially for mature women. But it's better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than someone who doesn't flush the toilet [1]."

Now, I'm as nervous as the next guy about making binding promises. But I do know that I could look Uma in the eye and vow to be, at minimum, a cheating flusher. So at the risk of seeming too forward: Uma, Logjam. Logjam, Uma.