I don't understand how anyone can have a podcast about poop without interviewing me at length, but maybe that's just my giant ego talking. Well done, Mr. Sargent.
In other news, Dave Ramos says: "I made this [3], with my real farts." Perhaps similarly, Arnold found the farts WAV [4] page. Unrelated to that, Arnold also found something about dog poop [5] from Rotten.com, but I can't access it at work.
SamDamnit found some stuff: The True Blue Roo Poo Company. [6] A bunch of pictures [7] from the Thai toilet restaurant [8]. First Lady toilet paper. [9] And the dog butt towel holder [10]. Any PoopReporters interested in getting on my good side will order one of those for me immediately.
Sam also unearthed a couple of entertaining pictures:
In addition to bird poop causing power outages [11] and the fine for dog poop [12], Mr. Lahey has found the Fear of Defecation Clinic [13]. From their site: "The Fear Of Defecation Clinic at The CTRN Phobia Clinic is entirely results-focused, so we charge you for the result you want: freedom from fear of defecation -- regardless of how long it takes." I think I'd like to send a PoopReporter in to take their course. Only $147! Of course, the Shameless Shitting Manifesto [14] is free.
On a site dedicated to "absurd patents," someone found the toilet snorkel [15]. After reading the description, it sounds pretty smart to me. After all, there is air in the vent... if it's between that and asphyxiation, I pick toilet vent air any day.
Larfus [16] stumbled upon another one of those how do you wipe [17] surveys. KesAFloyd found the amazingly-annoying Poo and Wee Song [18]. Jeff [19] found the toilet monster [20].
Dave from Turdzilla [21] says: "Indipod had a strange publicity stunt [22] by those car shitters. There is something odd about taking it with you in this instance that makes a roadside bush seem more private. It has to smell, there is only so many cubic feet of air in an SUV. I guess if you see a car with all the windows rolled down in winter then it may be Indipod equipped. An old paint can and a bed sheet would work just as well. I bet the potholes ruin the interior of these vehicles and reduce resale value."
Finally, Giovanni points out the art world missing the obvious: "You might find this exhibition [23] by New York artist John Miller of some Interest. Notice that they never really mention shit in the press release, despite it so obviously being the real subject of his work. Stupid art world."
