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One PoopReporter's recipe for green poo

By Dave
Created Mar 20 2006 - 12:22pm
On November 26, 2003, Andrée H. emailed this to PoopReport:
A friend of mine's wife makes a "fruit salad" of sorts that, after I eat it, turns my poop forest green. ALWAYS forest green.

I believe the salad contains:
- pistachio pudding mix
- pineapple chunks
- Cool Whip

There could be other ingredients, but I'd have to bug her for the recipe. The odd thing is that I've had pistachio pudding before, but never experienced a change in poop color. Eating her salad always does it. I don't know if she always uses the same pudding brand either -- I'm afraid.

Thought you might want to look into this some time. Let me know if there's any additional information you'd like.

I wrote back, asking for the full recipe. I thought it would be fun for us to try. I then promptly forgot about it.

Two and a half years later, guess what finally arrived?

Dave,

I'm really sorry it'd taken me 2.5 years to reply. We bought a fixer-upper house shortly after I e-mailed you and, well, the dust has just finally settled. Here's the basic recipe, although variations can include maraschino cherries, pecans, and macadamia nuts.

PINEAPPLE CLOUD

1 (20 oz.) can crushed pineapple with juice
1 (4 serving size) pkg. sugar free pistachio instant pudding
1 3/4 c. Cool Whip
1/2 c. chopped nuts

Pour pineapple and juice in bowl. Add pudding mix and beat until blended. Fold in whipped topping and nuts. Store in refrigerator until serving time.

If you eat more than two helpings, your #2 will turn forest green!!

Anyways, sorry again for the really long delay in getting back to you. Keep up the good work!

I'm interested to see if this works. If it does, I think that would suggest that there's green dye [1] in the pudding mix. Mmm. Sounds good. Thanks, Stoolia Childs -- err, Andrée!


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