And this log's about to break --
Sliding and a-gliding
Through the waves she's riding --
Down, downstream
Unto the dirty lake.
With two days' solid feeding,
This pup's been slowly breeding --
Growing and bestowing
Her hate upon me knowing
This outward journey's nigh --
And now my arse is bleeding.
So ‘pon the throne sit I,
Brown baby set to fly --
Squirming, reaffirming
This worm is slowly turning --
Full, full circle;
I loudly moan and sigh.
A breached birth encounter --
Once lost, but now I've found her
Dripping, quietly sipping
The water where she's dipping:
Flat, deep-sunken,
Like a filthy flounder.
With my work almost done,
The battle's all but won;
Cropping and a-lopping
Every surplus dropping.
Complete, with garnish,
But her journey's just begun.
This daily border break
My arse marauder makes,
Sliding, gently gliding
Through the waves she's riding --
Down, downstream
Unto the dirty lake.