I was working in the theatre of my local high school when I found a copy of the Centreville High School Sentinel in the tech booth. Reading it, this is what I learned: be careful next time you go into a high school, because if you have to shit while you're in there,

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you had better have your will written and your epitaph engraved.

We always knew high school bathrooms were bad [2]. This article discusses the fact that high school bathrooms are indeed terrible [3]. If your bathroom at work never had any toilet paper, if the sinks were missing handles, if the toilets were covered in wet toilet paper, and if there was always a stench of piss and shit, would you want to work there anymore?

One must wonder how the students feel -- after all, they have to use these restrooms 180 days a year. What are we putting our children through? Remember, these children are the politicians of the future -- when we are all eighty and asking the government for money, what will these people say? Though I haven't personally spoken to any students about this, I can guess they probably don't like having to take dumps in nasty, disgusting bathrooms.

Fellow PoopReporters, if this were my workplace (which it actually kind of is) I would not work there for very long. Unfortunately, students don't have a choice. They must always attend school at the same school, with the same shitty restrooms. What can we do to fix this mess? Your comments are welcomed and requested.

A side note: the author of this article employed some metaphors about bathrooms that one could only find on PoopReport.com. Maybe our august site is being used for research, or maybe we have a budding PoopReporter -- either way, we should be proud someone is spreading the word about the terrors of the high school bathroom.