I recently had my first colonic and found that was quite enjoyable. I am worried that this procedure may become addictive... is that common?

Dear Angie,

Thanks for the question. For some reason, God above chose to locate the nerves that govern sexual excitement very close to the poop region. Don't ask me why -- who knows why God does anything?

It is not uncommon to have some "exciting" feelings (apparently) during a colonic. I wouldn't know, because I am chickenshit about sticking long tubes containing coffee or other foreign liquids up my pooper.

I doubt you will become addicted to colonics if you limit them to special occasions like Christmas or the 4th of July.

Good luck, and happy enema-ing. Thanks for asking Poonurse!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse [1]

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility. Got a question [2] for her?