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How do you stop the squirts?

Posted 05.06.2006 by The Dumpster (2506)
Medication. Imodium, Pepto, codeine (if I can get it).
31% (63 votes)
Diet. Bananas and yogurt shut off my tap.
14% (29 votes)
Herbs. Bring on the turmeric and the garlic!
2% (5 votes)
Holistic remedies. Out with the caffeine, in with the sitz bath!
1% (3 votes)
I just tough it out. Anybody got a butt plug?
51% (103 votes)
Total votes: 203
Lame comment! -2 points
Double Flush (605) -- 05.06.2006

FIRST POST!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!! (at least at the time of this writing).

I try to hold it if I can. Sometimes it keeps pushing, other times it will partially form into a really soft, still watery poo.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Bilgepump (1871) -- 05.06.2006

I just ride the wave, baby!!! I've got plenty of reading material to catch up on.

Dr.DammAwful (27) -- 05.06.2006

Stop them? I love them! Quick, make the toilet paper mitt, wipe, under 15 seconds.

Repeat.

daphne (3807) -- 05.07.2006

Yayyy! Bilgepump in the house! Hi buddy!

I voted for number one since I don't get the runs that often that are bad enough to cause me take action. Usually, it's a one day affair.
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Fart Poopie (1257) -- 05.07.2006

It has to be really bad and last several days for me to take action. Then I go for immodium.

GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 05.07.2006

Bananas, rice, and dry toast, baby!

El Fartismo the... (113) -- 05.08.2006

Drugs who needs them stinkin drugs when there is an easy passin goin on! Tough it out baby and enjoy the reading material and quiet time well kinda quiet!

sharty mcfly (211) -- 05.08.2006

it depends on the severity of the butt mud, and the cause. If it's from drinking, A. I deserve it and B. It'll go away that day. If it's been a prolonged affair i start popping pills, especially if every other aspect of my body is doin ok and i need to get out and do things.

HumanEspresso (12) -- 05.10.2006

From drinking I get bad butt pee, normally it goes away after about a day. have almost shat in my pants from the butt coffee, but that what i get from drinking too much. if it doesn't go away after a few days, then and i will break out some pills.

Poop Shooter (598) -- 05.10.2006

Ride it out. no drugs. just pucker my ass for a day or so. no problems usually.


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Poop Shooter!

Cyanocobalamin (57) -- 05.10.2006

I had to choose 'tough it out' since I NEVER get liquiturdz, the only exception a small garden-variety shart about 15 years ago. I would ensure I had plenty of cold wet washcloths within reach.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 05.10.2006

Why would you stop them? I love the squirts. They are a huge relief but they do smell pretty darn bad.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 05.11.2006

To stop diarrhea:

Uncle George's aloe vera juice
oatmeal
wheatberries
yogurt
active acidophilus cultures
activated charcoal

healthy 1 (1426) -- 10.19.2006

I use the BRAT diet (Bananas, Raice Applesauce, Toast).

I can also stop the squirts with Calcium.
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It's not nice to fool mother nature.

turdfan (166) -- 07.08.2007

I'm not sure that I've ever had the squirts unless I was pretty sick, or unless I've had to resort to using a laxative. Although I hate taking the stuff, Milk of Magnesia is the most reliable. When I take it, I only get enough squirting action to lube up the turds and send them on their way. A long time ago, when I foolishly took a lot of Ex Lax I would frequently squirt what seemed like a gallon. Sometimes, the squirting followed a pretty huge turd that I had been hoping to dispose of for quite a while. Othertimes, it was just pure squirt, and probably no turds until the next day.

MSG (775) -- 04.20.2008

Yesterday afternoon I had diarrhea, I think from eating too many nuts, though it could have been a minor stomach bug. After my second splurt session, I took Pepto; nothing after that except some sonorous farts, smelly at first then benign as the afternoon wore on. Supper was mild: potato soup with soda crackers and some yogurt. No further liquipoops, in fact nothing. It is now morning, and I am waiting to see--will I poop? If so, will it have the dark gray coloring I associate with Pepto-poops?

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