My doctor told me I was constipated and said he could actually feel the stool by working my stomach with his fingers. Is that true or was he rooster pooping me?

Gypsy,

Thanks for the question!

It all depends. Was he naked and alone in the room with you while "working" your stomach and its poo contents?

Or was he all professional and clinical about it?

You COULD be so constipated it could be felt from the outside, but it would have to be a hell of a waiting dook.

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse [1]

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility. Got a question [2] for her?