Hi Dave,Here is the ringtone [2].I know it's a long time since we heard from each other. I have a gift for you, which I have no objection to you making available to PoopReporters for free. However, you might need to check copyright with the popular mobile phone provider, although the tune itself (Grand Vals) is so old that copyright should have expired many centuries ago.
What I can say is that the attached recording is entirely original, made with samples of Harry Plopper's bottom sounds. Yes, every sound you hear is sphincter-originated. Load this into your phone and you'll never have another miserable phone call. It is the first of a series of short tunes for telephones.
Harry, I haven't been this impressed since I first heard Flatulina [3]. That big bass rumble at the end… it's poetic as it is foreboding. I don't recognize the tune, but some cursory research suggests it was written around the turn of the 20th Century, so I don't think the copyright is an issue.
Thanks for putting this together! I have no idea how to download a custom ringtone to my phone, but I'm going to figure it out. What's your next ringtone project? I think the Imperial March from Star Wars lends itself nicely to your orchestrations.