A few years ago, we met the Internet's first PoopReporter [1]. But the BBC has gone even deeper into the an(n)als of history, uncovering one of the earliest manifestations of electronic poop humor -- Diarrhea Dan: The Game [2]. They've even converted it to Flash so those of us who made the mistake of throwing out our old Kaypros can still play it. God bless the BBC -- this game is a treasure!
In other news, many travelers know that you need to watch what you eat when you're in Japan. Thanks to Poopergal, we now know that we also need to watch out what we eat with [3]. Also, thanks to Poopergal, I've begun to suspect that Berkeley Breathed is a PoopReporter [4].
Daniel Gerling [5] forwarded us this story from a listserv he's on: "If you're really old enough, you can remember that Tommy Bolt, the hot-headed golfer who played in the 1950's and 1960's, once got fined $250 for farting in front of spectators during a tournament in the early 1960's. He was actually fined for 'conduct unbecoming a professional' since there was nothing in the PGA Tour guidelines that said anything about farting."
Dr. Fecal Tongs wants you to know about his site dedicated to -- you guessed it -- fecal tongs. "Fecal Tongs have been around since ancient times where they have played a vital role in medicinal hygiene care. This group discusses issues relating to Fecal Tongs such as current day practices, history and culture, and use as marital aids. All comments are welcome. For more info please visit FecalTongs.com [6].
"This website [7]," rants Lopo, "has some sicko poop stories! I LOVE THEM."
Ever yearned for custom-printed toilet paper? Yearn no more. [8]
Scientists are working on genetically-engineered rice that uses human genes spliced into rice plants to fight diarrhea [9]. They're probably doing this to help third-world children or something -- but thanks to a recent Wisconsin Supreme Court decision, this technology will probably be used mostly by criminals who want to hide drugs in their asses [10].
Arnold has discovered The Diaper Incident [11]. He's also found a farm that's making the most of poop power [12]. Travis Jay Morgan gives us The Tao of Poo [13]. Kim C gives us the thunderbox in the bush [14]:
If you can't get enough pooetry [16], don't forget about our friends at Did You Just Poop [17]. They've redesigned a bit, and they're looking good. I like their use of stock photography. Oh, and while I was on their site, I found this link to A Men's Room Monologue [18].
Finally: a month or two ago, Dave from Steve's Word [19] asked us for our advice on how to make fake poop [20]. He's had success, though not with the recipe that we suggested. He reports: "The poop you see is made of a Little Debbie brownie, hummus, flour and a dash of oil on the outside to hold it together. Let me know what you think." Take a look at this video [21] -- that is the most realistic and disgusting fake poop I've ever seen. 
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