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You have to go NOW, and you're in a dirty restroom. You
By Double Flush
Created Jun 11 2006 - 11:55pm
Try your best to wipe up with the TP, assuming there is any.
Tear off pieces of TP and make an ass gasket.
Hover or squat and get on with business.
Sit down and poop. To hell with it!
Stink outside the box. It's already filthy in there.
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