I would just never do this. That's the last place I would want any nicks and cuts. And waxing back there? Check with me in my next lifetime!

"AAAAaaaahhhhh.....Kelly Clarkson!!!!!"

I see this scene from the 40 Year Old Virgin and I immediately say to myself, "that's what it would feel like on your bung."

I have nothing against it, and I hope that people with real hairy butts get some relief from it. But, it's not for me. Besides, it's pretty OK back there. No complaints so far.
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I would never shave my ass, but one time, on a dare, and for $20 I let all my friends watch me get the asshair waxed off. It hurts pretty bad, doubt I'll do that again.

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I poop because I am...I am because I poop.

Since we brought it up...
I am a very hairy person, including my butt. I [would] shave it so it would be cooler and less sweaty. I already trim up my chest and tummy for that reason. I know it's early to derail this thread, so watch for a forum post in the off-topic about shaving.

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"Double the flush, double the fun" --The Amazing Anus

I could never bring myself to shave or wax my ass. Too much hair for a comfortable wax, and shaving my ass via a mirror doesn't sound like the most productive way to pass time or a very safe way to avoid the rare case of swamp-ass.
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Yes, those are my brown spots. Yes, those are your walls.

I have never even considered shaving any of the hair on my body from the neck down.

and to the ladies: I hate the way shaved or trimmed pubic hair is the norm today.
I say the hairier the sexier!!!

Would a shaved or waxed butt lead to razor stubble? How does that work?

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Well, I voted yes. I sent this to Dave because halfway through my last ass-shave, I thought it might be a fun topic. I used to be among those who thought it was "gay", or "a little too much" to shave your ass. I can tell you, once you get over whatever hang-up it is that you have, and shave your ass, my...what an improvement. Easier, cleaner wiping, and an overall cleaner feeling. A razor is best, but a close second would be a bikini line electric trimmer.
If you haven't ever tried it, try it once, I think you'll be pleased.

Daphne,I don't imagine that the stubble would be any worse than when(and if) you shave your legs and "other stuff".

I made a mistake also, I mixed up razor and bikini line electric trimmer. The close electric is best, with razor "bringing up the rear", reason being that razor will create some stubble, and takes longer. Sorry about that confusion, I didn't preview very well.

Yes. Until the popularity of the Brazillian wax came along, I never even thought of the possibility that my butthole was hairy. Out of curiousity, I tested the theory that we are hairy from front to back and I shaved back there. There wasn't much hair, but what I had was long! I'm not a very hairy person, so it doesn't grow back fast at all. I'm a big fan now. It's so smooooth!

Also, my roommate bought an electric trimmer that we share (we are very close) and I have dubbed it the Pee-Pee-Trimmer that we use to Take Care of Business... Also known as the PPT to TCB.

I should have been more specific. Gawd, I feel so weird asking this, no matter that Poopreport is shameless.

When it grows back, as in razor stubble, does it itch?

Is it uncomfortable to have stubble "down there"? The reason I ask is that when I used to shave for finals when I swam, I'd do my arms, too. When my armhair grew back in, (thank God I'm so fair, because now I don't have monkey arms, ooo, ooo) it would be stiff and stubbly, and when I had to ride in the backseat next to my brother, he would say, "Ew! You're scratching me!"

This is why I'm curious.
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gotta admit, slight moral outrage, but i'll admit it is hypocritical in a sense. not to be too graphic but i do trim up front, an ex girlfriend got me into that mess, but out back i've always thought of it as free range, open country, not to be altered by man. now i suppose if i had sever problems and had coverage more like a cave man or bath mat i might consider it, but the whole idea of blades, electric or not, in that region upsets me as much as having blades of any variety too close to captain dick's two nutty friends. that's just something i normally try to avoid, and don't think i'd really ever voluntarily initiate.

I...uh...don't understand. Are we talking about shaving the actual pink-winky part of the butt? I mean, WHERE, geographically is that razor bump-bump-bumpin' along?

I don't know about the rest of y'all, but MY skin is DIFFERENT on the region in question. I can see maybe waxing, since that's not a sharp object sliding across/around down there, which personally, I cannot contemplate!
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Mmmm...Fiber: Nature's Broom!

I would never, ever, consider shaving my ass. Or chest.

I`m with doniker on ladies pubes.

yea I love the hairy ladies (but please at least shave your legs and remove facial hair); one of my favorite websites is ATK Hairy...check it out!!!

I just can't see why anyone would wanna do this. Women don't get hairy arses so that cancels them out. So why would a bloke wanna shave their arse? No-ones gonna be looking or proding anything around this area (I hope no-ones gonna be proding anything anyway) and its covered up most of the time so WHY shave your arse?

"Women don't get hairy arses so that cancels them out."

Horseshit. You should see some of the women I have been with; some had very hairy asses.

Well, I think he means that more often than not, men are just hairier than women, but it does not cancel them out. I can appreciate the way some of you feel, I felt that way too. You know what though, I felt the same way about a guy using BABY wipes, but I loved that too.

GGG, I'm talking about shaving down those areas leading up to, and around the "pinky-winky" part. Logistically, it's no different than you women shaving your, er well, womanly parts.

I can think of one reason a person would do it...the porn industry. If someone is a porn star, especially a female porn star, a hairy butt must be a no-no.

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There's much more to it than just looks. I really do hope no one is going to be looking at my butt, but shaving it would make it cooler and less itchy. Plus, after a shower, body hair takes for-fucking-ever to dry, while water just rolls right off of smooth hairless skin. On a final note, it just feels really nice to be shaved.

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"Double the flush, double the fun" --The Amazing Anus

Shaving the bung using a mirror is not a good idea. Even the most accurate cutter will make a wrong turn. OUCH! And do not use a razor even if someone else is doing the honors.

Best way is to find a second party who can actually look and see what is being done. Trim but don't actually shave. Leave the hair about 1/8 inch long. No razor burn, no ripping out the hair and no infections from razor burn. Try to explain that to a doctor or nurse.

Cheek area? No. Asshole area? Yes. The way I see it, I keep myself well shorn down there, so I might as well groom the Entire area. If I'm in a hurry I'll just do the normal bikini lines, but if not I shave everything I can reach.

The trick is to use a NEW, sharp razor blade and shave gel, no soap! and go SLOW. I've never nicked myself. [moderate tapping on wood end table] I don't notice itchy stubble as much in the anal part as in the frontal region.

Oh yeah. I picked "no dingleberries" since all the others didn't apply to me.

I just keep picturing the scene in The Thorn Birds where they're having the shearing contest.

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Mmmm...Fiber: Nature's Broom!

Cyanocobalamin, on females, the "frontal region" is known as the biscuital region.

Are you talking about biscuits for cheese or fresh tuna CEP?

Thunderbox, biscuits in the US are small pieces of fresh baked bread, usually round with some sort of meat or butter or jelly(jam) in the middle. What you call a "biscuit" in the UK is a "cracker" to us.

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"Double the flush, double the fun" --The Amazing Anus

Thanks for the explanation DF, I thought for a minute that CEP was turning into doniker.

There is a name for the accidental clipping or tearing near the orifice,,an episiotomy! Please gentleman, for all of those who want to keep their man cards, don't go clippin where her fingers sometimes slip in!

Actually, an episiotomy is the surgical widening of an orifice, namely the vagina. It's not accidental in the least.

Episiotomies are what many women experience during vaginal childbirth if the baby is too large for the canal or the doctor didn't have the time to stretch it. I had a fourth degree episiotomy with Thing One because he was shaped like a damned lollypop, all head. Without it, I would have most likely bled to death, which I did enough of anyways.

The term for a a tear "down there" may be orifice laceration. Not sure. Where's poonurse when we need her?

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Daphne, I think what they note on the chart is "vag lac". And I thought "biscuits" were cookies. In fact, I'm pretty sure they are, because I went to a tea house recently, run by an Englishwoman, and she explained what a "quarter-bicky" (1/4 biscuit) is. It's a little tiny cookie that can be eaten in one bite at stand-up-mingling events.

I'd much rather think of myself having a "cookie" than a "biscuit", at least in American terms. :P
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Mmmm...Fiber: Nature's Broom!

Well, actually GGG, I've heard "it" referred to more as a muffin than a biscuit, but as long as it's warm, that'll be o.k.

Daphne,
Have you heard what is up with those plastic surgeries that tightens a women's nether regions after an episiotomy,,,what are those called?

Nair on the hiney hole is a bad idea.
Tweezing the hiney hole area is extremely hard to do using a mirror or expensive video equiptment.
Hiring an illegal alien to trim ass hairs is probably the best solution , for $30 and lunch most illegal aliens are more than happy to pluck or mow unwanted ass weeds .
Ramone and his wife gloria have landscaped my backyard for years .

Can I add the obvious here? Pink taco.

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"Double the flush, double the fun" --The Amazing Anus

actually it's "Tuna Taco".

I've always hated it when chicks call their vaginas "cookie". One of my old girlfriends used to say it and it sounded so stupid.

That`s what I was trying to get to above doniker - it`s generally either tuna or cheese.

Daphne - considering Thing One`s bizarre shape, have you thought of auditioning him for a role in South Park?

doniker, would you prefer "woofer" and "tweeter"?

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Mmmm...Fiber: Nature's Broom!

never heard either term to describe a vaginer...I guess since I don't have one I'm not up on all the slang.

Good one GGG - but would he have a hard drive to support it?

Not according to my system's specifications.

I never thought I'd share this with complete strangers. If I had a knickel for every time i said that.. but anyway I have experienced the butthole shaving. I did indeed, shave the pinkie part as well. Don't do it. It grew back stubbly and when your butthole is stubbly and those buttcheeks are rubbing each other it is the worst feeling you could imagine. I had to stick tissues in my butthole so that my buttcheeks wouldn't touch. Oh - I'm female, too.

A clean shaved winky is a very nice feeling. But unless you keep it slick as snot and shaved smoother than a babys arse, the stubble gets itchy. After my one shaving adventure, I walked around itching my ass hole for 2 weeks. That part was really annoying. So, I shave what I can easily reach on a regular basis and the rest is what it is.

POOP SHOOTER regional power pooping champion 1995-2006

i like it shaved back there but that scratchy stubble is the worst!! and working out causes ingrowns (not a pretty picture). there just needs to be a better way to get rid of that stuff. really it wouldn't be so bad if they didn't get so long. don't want one of those caught in someones teeth!

Sorry in advance....

My dog is so ugly, I shaved her ass and taught her to walk backwards.
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Sir SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

Have you hair around your ass?
Does it grow like black quack grass?
Does it need a trim or mow -
Would it appall both friend and foe?
Take action now! my friend I say,
Do not neglect it one more day.
Soak the shit with gasoline,
Burn it til its nice and clean.
Rip it out with clenched fist -
Reef on it like you're really pissed.
Rip it out til your butt's all bare,
And glue to your head if you're bald up there.

Kids - PLEEASE don't try this at home.

I don't know about elsewhere, but I just thought of something in Raleigh. There are people who use pulsing lasers in a series of treatments (because of the way the hair grows, it requires multiple visits) to remove body hair from anywhere, including your butt or your genitals. Lots of women get their arm pits and legs done, and men go too! If I had the money, I would.

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"Double the flush, double the fun" --The Amazing Anus

I don't want some one aiming at my stink sink, saying "FAZERS ON KILL!"
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Sir SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

I shave my ass for a number of reasons. One- it gets sweaty and after a rigorous hike it gets pretty rank down there (and in the middle of the wilderness there are no showers). Two- it makes wiping easier, especially for pee, because girls have to wipe off the pee and don't have a winky to shake off. Three- I hate "pube pull", when my hair gets caught in a pad or underwear elastic. Finally- During my period I can't stand the way all the clots get stuck in the pubes and take forever to get out. I really don't have the time or the desire to deal with a rug in my crotch.

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"That was a very disappointing party. I showed up and everyone left!"- Camille

Cyanocobalamin has it ass backwards! It should be Ass Cheek Yes and Ass Hole No. You can't even see your asshole but anyone can easily see your ass is hairy.

I love women with a hairy crotch and hairy ass. The beauty is in a natural woman. More visually appealing and fun to play with. Lets get passed this shaving era. Keep it real ladies!!!

I'd never shave it, but I do get Brazilians every so often and they wax it. Fortunately for me, I don't really have that much hair there, so no big deal. I'd really cringe though if I did have a hairy heinie...I'd think that'd just be incredibly painful.

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An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!

I shave down there to make wiping easier, and to knock down the sweat.

We have very hot and humid summers where I live and, being out in the elements alot, causes my ass crack to sweat.

The last reason I do it is to make my sexual activities easier. My girlfriend hates lots of hair down there, and I hate feeling like ape man.
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It's not nice to fool mother nature.

2 words. Ass Stubble.

I've shaved my ass once (with an electric trimmer) and I will NEVER do it again. I'll take my chances with the shit nuggets instead. The itch of hell is unbearable, and I hate it. Plus, I live up north, so maybe a hairy ass is better than a bare one.

I'm one of the ape gender. My Willy Nelson has a nose and a moustache, the posterior side has more hairgrowth than the top cheeks.
I've done the dehairing for like a century, but no more shaving for me. Depilatory cream once every two weeks, and i keep a smooth dick and a hygienic ass.
Personally, i find the majority of the global population very unhygienic. I would not dream of raising my trousers without a thorough water and soap job after the daily dump.
Fortunately, usually at home on the bidet in the main bathroom, 3 times a day keeps the smell away.
Funny thing: i just love an ample hairy butt on a lady, both water and manure side.

Do you hear that? That's the sound of all the hairy women elbowing there way over to you.

And the sound of the rest of us running away.

I'm blessed with a naturally hairfree ass, although there is some of that very fine, downy stuff that covers all skin everywhere - it's only visible when I've tanned all over and it stands out because it's blonde.
I really find the "sporan" or "pelt" look on women a bit on the icky side, and I really don't like the tufts that poke out the edges of a swimsuit bottom. Any guy who is into the "missing link" hairy girls is probably going to have his pick of some nice ones, because most guys I know prefer the groomed, sculpted shapes that women manage to trim the bush into.
As an aside: Do beauty salons offer that kind of hair shaping? I'm pretty impressed by what some women are able to do just looking in a mirror. I'd probably have myself looking like Hitler with a big pink nose by the time I'd get mine even.

Baldini - "Any guy who is into the "missing link" hairy girls is probably going to have his pick of some nice ones, because most guys I know prefer the groomed, sculpted shapes that women manage to trim the bush into."

Sculpted - yes. A nice topiary sculpture of a giraffe or penguin, perhaps. Great word picture - made me laugh, but then again I'm a tad bit twisted.

Baldini, have you ever taught Traffic School at Orange County North Court?

Why shave your ass? Pilonidal Cysts. If you've ever seen pictures of one -- either pre- or post-operative -- you'll shave your ass everyday as insurance against it.

how I wandered onto this site I have no idea. but you people are crazy. and I feel guilty for reading numerous topics here. ugh i need a shower now.

I shaved my ass three days ago.
I shaved it again yesterday.
I now have about 10 ingrown hairs and I would not recommend this at all.
I'm a female. And I'm staying hairy from now on.

You'll be back, Anonymous Coward. They all come back.

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Ibby D: Was that you I met the other night? Yikes!

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Livin' La Vida Caca!

I tried for six months to start up a business shaping bushes into unique and beautiful shapes. Alas, the vast majority of women have taken those matters into their own hands.

By the way, Deja Poo: I don't know if shaving your butt crack will prevent Pilonidal Cysts, but I'm with you in thinking that they're one of those little things that can really turn disgusting. When I worked for a summer passing instruments in an OR I got to see them being treated. It's bad enough having one, but it's even worse, I'll bet, trying to sit comfortably during the post-op healing.
They say it's most common among overweight, hairy guys who sweat a lot, but I saw a smooth skinned slender woman with one.
Just another thing to add to the list of butt-related maladies. I often wonder how some of us are able to dodge the butt ailment bullet for a lifetime. I am going to go do good deeds some day soon to try to stock up on some positive Krap Karma. Can't hurt! (Maybe I'll scoop some poop for the old lady down the street... )

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Livin' La Vida Caca!

I don't think ass shaving is really a female issue, is it? It's not really necessary unless you're a pornstar and have spotlights aimed at your no-no's on a daily basis. I think some men would be less likely to suffer from "swamp ass" if they'd do a little maintenance down there. But that's not for me to say. Live and let live's my motto.

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Don't be playin' with the Queen of Sharts

I voted no, because i've tried it, and it actually made it sweat worse. So i leave my crack hairy.
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Happy crapping! (_o_)

Queen of Sharts-I don't think ass shaving is really a female issue, is it?

Shaving armpits is a regular thing for guys ?
Overhere, in Europe, a jungle snatch used to be common. Nowadays, one has to buy a hirsute dirty mag for a glance at hairy parts.
The onely part that is left unshaven is the one which is the most unhygienic. Strange, No ?

I love shave my ass! Everyone should do it!

I now regularly shave for several reasons. First, my best friend used the toilet after me at the John Mayer concert last week. She remarked about the pubic hair I left on the seat and how much time she had to wait after I took a shit and wiped. I must have wiped 20 times (yes, I was getting sore from the paper contact!) and the fact that I used most of the half roll that was left and still had skid marks on my underwear when I got home. Large moist stools, especially in public places like concert arenas are not easy to clean up after and hair doesn't make it any easier! Secondly, a lot of hair doesn't make sitting on cold public toilets any easier either! I just don't see any other options.

Probably not. I waxed my eyebrows once, and it burned like hell, so I can only imagine what waxing my arse would be like.

I recently started shaving my ass for all the reasons I've seen already stated above...its not that bad with those 5 blade FUSION razors ^_^

i use a hair removing cream there and it takes it all away painlessly. and stops klingons oh joy.

Shaving your butt sounds really gross; I had never even heard of that before I found this site. I hate shaving any body hair, but despite what my name implies, my butt really isn't that hairy anyway (most of the time, anyway...).

Spicy food is enough of a butt burner; why add razor burn to it?

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...and they all lived crappily ever after!

Okay. Just wondering, how do you prevent all the stubbily hairs from annoying you? Is there a way in which you will never get stubbily hairs that will annoy me? I shaved my man parts today, and theyre killing me. When I sit down the skin rubs against itself and it hurts. I can't wait for when it startes to grow in xD Anyways, I want to do my butthole, but I'm scared it will hurt as bad or worse than how bad my manhood feels. Gahhhh, I hate the hair. Help meeeeee.

Okay, I'm a stripper (doesn't it ruin the fantasy to know we poop too?) and I shave my ass because it's necissary for the job. A shaven ass looks cleaner than a non shaven ass even if the opposite is actually true. Most people's down-there-hair is dark and can look poopy in itself. So anyway, when I started dancing I started shaving my ass and the thing about this is that you have to keep shaving it every day or at least every other day for real because when it grows back it feels terrible, especially if you have lots of sweaty sex or if you have a sweaty job. Shaving is good for more than just strippers though. A shaven butt means you never have poop stuck to hairs or anything nasty like that. It's easier to wipe and clean, and feels better with a baby wipe (more stripper ettiquite here). Anyway, to men: Don't shave your dick hairs. My boyfriend did this and when they grew back they were prickly, and made lots of hair bumps develop. Just shave your butt. Dick hair is too hard to keep up with. If it bothers you, cut it down with siscors (I can't believe i don't know how to spell siscors lol). Have fun, and remember - Strippers Poop Too!

_In response to Double Flush post on 8.23.2006....I worked for a Dermatologist and we did laser hair-removal. We had a couple of strippers who would come in and get EVERYTHING lasered. I think they liked the fact that they didn't have to shave ALL the time and they were very smooth all over. It is costly and time on the table in consuming. I can tell you from having my underarms done. It is worth it!!______
Producing waste since 1967

Ok, so here is another reason that I have not seen listed here. I started shaving both front and back because not only does it make me feel cleaner but...sorry if this offends you all, but my husband loves to lick both my front and back side during hot and heated sex. He finds it very sexy to do this and it's a plus when there is no hair there and I have to agree with him on that one. It's not a turn on when pubic hairs get in your mouth during oral sex (sometimes my husband trims down for me to avoid this happening).

All the other reasons mentioned above I agree with although I don't recall getting sweaty hairs in the ass area. Maybe it's because I don't have much hair there even when I don't shave.

I've never even heard of shaving your ass.

WELL YOU HAVE NOW!!!

I use the mach 3 and gillete fusion cream and its feels great!!!! I will consider the laser treatment too but my entire ass just gets really freakin hairy. i found this out because i mooned someone when i was a junior in hs and they took a picture. it ended up on the internet!!! how embarressing!! lol

I'm just interested to know how many of our ladies would prefer a man with a shaven butt??

It's late. I'm tired. A little depressed. Know I should leave this one alone, but... what the hell.

No, thank you. Natural is fine for me. In fact, I like a little fuzz.

I don't even want to think about the stubble issue.

Talk about rug burns!

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What if everyone farted at once?

GGG - thank you for taking the time to reply to me when you obviously had more pressing needs. And for saying what I wanted to hear!!

I'm sorry you were depressed - but how can this be whilst on this site!!!??

I'm 15 and my ass is hairy. It gets sweaty and has itched for-fucking-ever. How would I go about shaving?

Look, Adam...your 15...trying to be all grown up and man, are ya? Ok then, let Uncle Bilgey clue you in on a secret, sport. DON'T LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE!!!! Tweezers are the only way to go...tweezers and a mirror....ok...tweezers, a mirror, and a heating pad for your back, and a sling for your dislocated shoulder...and maybe a chiropractor...but it damn sure beats waxing, or razor bumps and bursn!!!

i like to shave my sack but not my ass thats weird i dunno maybe if u had an extremely hairy ass i would but no my hair level is low enough to not be bothered by it
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i have met many people that talk like asses i have not however met many asses that talk like people

Ok, I just happened across this site and I feel the necessity to post. I'm a girl, I'm not hairy, but I do have hairs around my ass (the pubes just keep going, ya know?) I shave my butt regularly, with no ill effects, no mirror, and no stubble afterwards. The hair around my ass is much finer than my pubes, and I assume because of that I don't get stubble, or razor burn or anything else.

Personally, I just think it feels better, is cleaner, and same as the poster above, when the boyfriend and I get hot and heavy he usually goes down there too. I like to keep things neat and clean for him.

Now, if you want to know how *I* do it, all I do is grab some soap, lather up back there, grab a regular old 3 blade female razor (Gillette Venus), reach around, put the blade of the razor about .5cm from my butthole, and shave outwards. Repeat all the way down and on both sides. I've never had any nicks or cuts or anything else.

Now as for dudes doing it, I don't 'go there' on the boyfriend very often so I don't really care, as long as it's nice and clean.

SQ - thank you!! Clearly put and very sensible - the definitive word on the subject I think.

I'm a reasonably attractive woman in my thirties and I have a hairy ass and bikini area. The older I get the more hair I get down there. I hate shaving and think it's a double standard that so many men expect us to be hair free. However, I do see the benefits of being hair free, but when I do shave it gets pricklely an hour later and I don't want to give a man stubble burn on his you know what. I can't afford waxing or laser:( My friend and I who happens to be a girl use to take turns waxing eachother, but she moved away. I also like younger men. Is there a preference among men in their twenties?

HMG - it is a double standard, you are right! But, on the other hand, we men tend to get hair all over our bodies as we get older, and it would look a little odd if we were just hair free 'down there'! By way of compromise I'd be more than happy to trim if my partner liked it better that way. To answer your question - although sadly I'm no longer in my twenties (!!!) - I like either hair free or trimmed.

No need to trim for me~I prefer it soft and natural. Mine is always softer when it's left alone, but I had a conversation with my girly friend last night and she advised me to buy a beard trimmer. So off I go to the drug store. I will give you a full report on the "after"!

I prefer to braid or corn row my ass hair, although, every once in a great while, I'll dress up and make it look like a Furby...its really cool when I fart..looks like its talking.

HMG - I think, and hope (!!) you are typical of most ladies on the men trimming point. I think you are right about softness too - using your beard analogy, a trimmed beard is more coarse than an free flowing one. Best of luck!

A prickly situation, indeed.

Very much so, GGG! It could even lead to, shall we say, consequences that might be embarrassing to explain!!

I'm 16 and I'm ridiculously hairy. It's because I'm 1/4 Russian, pretty bad luck. I mean it's horribly hairy. Anyway I'm scared to shave because doesn't it just get longer? Plus, all the talk about stubble doesn't seem too great. I'm also gay so I sorta need to do the shaving, for obvious reasons.

Sounds like you should consider a good waxing every 6 weeks if you can afford it and handle the RIP. Would it be something you'd consider?

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Your Baby Ate My Dingo

Im getting to this party rather late, but my two cents anyway. First of all, wow, this thread was major. Touched some nerves. Here's my own story.

Im a competitive athlete which might not seem to make much difference, but other collegiate/pro athletes will know what im talking about.

There are certain rituals to our bodies that we perform that makes us "feel" strong. One of those activities for me is shaving.

Not just ass shaving. I also shave my inner legs near my balls, and also other areas of my body: my neck in back, etc. It makes me feel in control.

Shaving my ass is purely psychological. It makes me feel clean and groomed. My latest technique is reaching through my legs with a razor and shaving from the hole down, gently. Ive experienced a few nicks but nothing major.

The smooth feeling cannot be beat.-

i shave my asshole, i love to look at it in the mirror,and show girls.and it does make wiping easier.hey ladies look at this nice smooth ASSHOLE!

id just hate to be like 60 and look like santa from the back if it was 2 foot and white id shave it

I can't believe no ones read this thing:http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html
Incredibly funny, and basically sums up the ass shaving situation for one person. I read this and thought. No way never. Plus I really just don't have that much. Like one person said, its just starts at the front and kinda just keeps runnin round the back(I'm a girl). But its barely anything. Anyways thought I'd share this humorous masterpiece.

This site is so funny, well, the comments, lol.. I'm a girl, and I have a hairy butt, not the pinky hole, but the butt cheeks, half of them (the butt crack).. I hate it to be honest, but, dammit, it's to itchy like 2 days after you shaved.. duh.. it sucks.. But it feels sooo smooth and nice when you just shaved it.. and my bf loves it. It's a dilemma.

plz guys can u help.....i have a question

(editor's help): but I am in such a tizzy, I forgot what it was....

HairyPrincess, just let it grow, put a pair of shades on it and head off to a ZZ Top convention.

I've never shaved my butt, but I have shaved my pubic area. It itches people, horribly, no matter how good the razor was whenever you shaved. Gilette Fusion, and still the stubble hurts. So the though of my butt feeling this way...unbearable.

I like girls with hairy Pussies AND hairy assholes. :-)

Keep it all natural baby!

A lot of women shave down south, and I think that a bald vulva would just look funny next to a hairy anus.

No, diarrheenies it would sorta look like Simon and Garfunkle.

Simon and Garfunkel? How about Siskel and Ebert?

My wife had her pubes shaved for the birth of our first child. Shortly after that mine were shaved for an appendectomy. When we were finally past the time restriction and were able to make whoopee we were like two porcupines. I no longer shave anything but the few hairs on my head.

I would imagine a five o'clock shadow on the old butthole would be itchy.

Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Yep, you imagined correctly; it is itchy.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I prefer to use the "weed aug" on my ass to pull out those pesky hairs. If it's been a while, I take out the "Troybilt tiller".

I have a friend who uses a nose hair trimmer, for both jobs!

Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Chief, that's just disgusting! Does he know how many nose germs he can get into his asshole?

I don't know which is more disturbing a picture, shitty trimmers up the nose or snotty trimmers on the ass. hmmmmm, lets ponder that a bit shall we.
Anyways I shave mine for the same reasons shitvolcano shaves hers, I don't want some long hair getting stuck on my pad and then being ripped out. I prefer the bikini trimmers, used gently and not to close and no ingrowns or horrible stubble.
The thought of the dual nose trimmer will be forever burned in my brain like some horrible tumor.... Thanks Chief!

well stumbled on this because i was thinking about getting my ass hair waxed... ima guy, and im not a real hairy guy, but my ass is like a rainforest, so when i shit i gotta wipe my ass about 30 times with both dry and wet wipes, its a pain... the sweaty ass syndrome is annoying too... so i was talking to my girlfriend about possibly doing it, just to make my shitting life easier... because my shits take about 20 minutes, with 15 of those minutes dedicated to wiping... i just dont know how id handle someone all up in my asshole like that... and that shits GOTTA hurt

I just like women to be clean-shaven both in the front and back around the crack. Being a man its quite a turn-off seeing a hairy woman.

OK, I once had relations with an Arab woman, let me tell you that they have hairy asses! I was shocked as she had much more than I did (I am a guy). It was very dark but fine hair.. Did not really turn me off. Shaved her squirrel and I thought why not just keep going and get it all. Oh well another one of life's experiences.

Well I'm what you MIGHT call a "lady" & yes, there's a little hair around my butthole... I shaved it once & it was SO itchy when it started growing back! I had to decide then & there whether to continue shaving & endure the itchy asshole every now & then (I'd like to say grin & "hair" it) or to grimace & get through it just this once & never EVER do it again. I decided that I do NOT like itchy asshole & if I allowed anyone to get close enough to my asshole area to notice whether or not I had some hair there- they'd have to be pretty allright in my book somewhere along the line & it probably shouldn't bother them too much... especially since they're seeing me at my finest!
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Fold or Wad?

I have a different view, why have hair plugs when you can pull the hair up from your back and ass to cover that nasty bald spot!

If I shaved my ass I'd look like a Chinese wrinkle dog. Naked. No thank you, I'll preserve what minimal dignity my (hairy) physical appearance affords.

Ugh.. I wish I would have read this discussion before shaving my ass. Two days into it and the itching is driving me nuts.

This depends on how lazy I am. Sure, I cut it sometimes, but was only because I didn't want icky gross stuff to cling on the hair.

And I can't really see how people get the area down there smooth. But in any case, I find it much easier just cutting with scissors then doing some shaving action after that.

My anal area used to have some hair growing around it, but I never felt the need to shave it, let alone cut it with scissors. Had I shaved, it would have been with an electric razor. In recent years, that hair has disappeared. Goes away with age, perhaps.

MSG.....Actually as you age your ass hair migrates to your eyebrows and ears.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Chieffy weiffy tell your friend to buy separate nose hair pullers for his butt. MRSA inhabits the nose. So if he is positive he could transfer mrsa to an ingrown ass hair and end up in the hospital. MRSA is in the regular population now-adays as it's not just a hospital acquired infection anymore. so
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

okay so im 14 and obviously reading about poop. for what reason? i dont know but do girls care if your ass cheeks are hairy?

Not so much if your ass is hairy, but how you groom that hair is another matter.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

My ass and head are both bald.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Personally,I hate all the cosmetic trendy crap about shaved genitals... since when did an unshaven genital area make any difference to evolution and our existence until now....
Personal hygiene in genital regions is enough in my view.... Pubic Hair is a turn on for me...
The removal of pubic hair is a "trendy" load of crap...

I say, don't ask, don't tell.

I get kind of skeezed out when I think about men being turned on by hairless pooters, because those hairless pooters look like little girls'.
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

I love me a hirsute hoohoo!!

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Daphne, I'm sure you meant "by" and not "my", but if it is correct then "pooters" should not be plural. (I would hope so)...... Love you..... Somebody help me.

On the other side of the coin, if I shaved my balls, I wouldn't necessarily be skeeved at women being turned on.

Ok, that's it. My hangover post is done. Go back to eating your breakfasts.

Chief, are you sure you don't mean a hair-suit hoohoo?

Well that just tied me for points with The Shit Volcano. I'm sure I will just plow foward from here like an epilectic elephant in a glass factory, but I want to stop briefly to say something. TSV was one of my early inspirations here at PR. I read a lot of her posts, and she is one funny, sharp witted lady. She appreciated my humor, and like a child being egged on, it kept me going. There were others, and I thank them as well. I feel kind of bad to have reached this point without her being able to post due to other obligations. I understand she is currently body surfing lahars, paragliding into pyroclastic storms, and bungee jumping (with a soup ladle) into erupting calderas. I'm sure it's boring, but someone has to do it.
So here's to you TSV, be safe and get back soon. We miss you.

PD

*toast*

PD.....I also am a great admirer of TSV but you are the wittiest guy in the history of Poop Report.

Have you noticed that from your present position you can roll your eyes up and see up Daphne's dress? Don't even think about going commando Daphne.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Chief, I have my big wraparound grampa sunglasses on and my wide brim hat is perched well down on my forehead. I see nothing.

I'd never bother shaving my ass cheeks, when I get a dingle berry detection, I just tear it out, ass hair pulls pretty easy and it doesn't hurt much especially if it's early and your not really awake yet. Since this thread took a turn toward the ladies and trimming the 'ol snootycake, there's this picture of Madonna at age 17 by Lee Friedlander (?) I think I saw it on google images, some guy posted that it looks like she has Buckwheat in a leg-lock, and so it does, check it out. I couldn't escape the feeling that there was something unseen looking back at me...
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And in the end, the shit you take is equal to the shit you make
GIVE POOS A CHANCE

Oh God, thank you for pointing that typo out, Prarie. Talk about embarrassing!

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com