My lady was given me a back rub when she noticed a small hole at the begining of my butt crack its not bleeded nor is anything coming out of it...it dont hurt cuz i did not even know it was there...i plan to go to the doctors but i just cancelled my medicare cuz im getting married in 4 days and my future wife plans on puttine me on here medical insurance cuz they have better plans and pay for way more then my job does...should i seek the emergancy room or wait a week?

Dear Richard,

This is interesting, to say the least. However, I have absolutely no idea what could be wrong with you. You definitely will need to see a doctor about this one, but since it doesnt hurt, and nothing is coming out of it, you could probably wait a week.

Have you heard the old saying, "An opinion is like an asshole -- everybody has one?" Well, it sounds like you have two. So be sure to get a second opinion to go along with your extra orifice.

Thanks for asking Motherload!

Motherload is a Certified Nurse Assistant as well as an IBS sufferer, which means she knows a lot about poop. Got a question for her? Ask it here. [1]