All over my butt and scrotum. What a mess! Thank goodness I have a shower!

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Damnit, someone stole my signature!

I stepped in Gator's dook once and I was barefoot. I could not get my feet clean, I swear. The smell lasted a day.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Caught some on my hand this weekend when the toilet paper failed.

When my youngest was newly born, he let one go right as I was changing his wet diaper. I had mustard yellow baby poo all over my arms, legs and robe. Needless to say, it wasn't pleasant.

I had some poop up my butt. It took forever to get it all out. Actually, I am still working on it.
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Sir SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

Have gotten baby poop under my fingernails while cleaning my baby's butt. She squirms alot.

The option I need isn't available....had a bad wipe (sneezed) and painted my nuts with butt mustard....still get self concious during intimate moments...er....That is, I used to...I don'e have intimate moments anymore,

Sorry, Bilge. I don't have nuts, so that never occurred to me as an option. After that little anecdote I'm kinda glad I don't possess them.

Barefoot in dooggy doo is pretty bad. I can deal with a little brown on the finger or baby poo (thank gosh that's over) but dog or cat poo is the worst.

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Poop Shooter!

Fell on field during soccer game, got goose shit all over my face and in my mouth.

When I was 13 or so I picked up a neighbor's baby, not realizing his diaper was just about to overflow. I ended up with peanut-butter textured, slimy, acidic baby p00 all over my shirt and arms. Yeah, that shit stung my bare skin like acid. Fortunately I was outside and was able to hose myself down.

In my nose. NOT pretty. Was at my sister's house for Thanksgiving way back in '77. Had been out celebrating something the night before, so I was a bit run down. I decided to grab a quick nap after dinner on the sofa in the den. Her snotnosed shitassed monster child apparently had Operation Shitstorm in her diaper and had been playing in it. Whilst I slept the sleep of the just, Pooey (I actually still call her that. She still answers to it. Go figure.) stuffed a feces smeared finger up my nose all the way to the top of my head. First off, having anything rammed up your nose hurts. That's injury. Having it covered with shit is insult. Being reminded about it for 29 years is just plain cruel.

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"Vini, Vidi, Vomiti" (we came, we saw, we got sick on the plane")

I woke up one morning and stepped out of my room, there, just outside the door, i stepped in fresh puppy poop.

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I poop because I am...I am because I poop.

Do stale puppies not poop?

Cat shit (runny cat shit, mind you) is the most vile thing I've stepped in. I suppose I could have said getting poop on my hands would be the grossest, but I have a 2 year old who shits like 3 times daily and never holds still for diaper changes!

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Brown tidings I bring
to you
from my ring

I was suspended in the air, held like a baby, over a steaming heap of doggy diarrhea. I shouldn’t have pissed my older brothers friend off. I knew it was happening and could do nothing about it. I tried to do a cat like turn in air. I ended up hitting the crap before I started my turn. I had a trail of ass pudding from the middle of my back to my ribs. It was summer in San Diego…I was wearing no shirt!

Yet another flawed survey. Sorry AB2K but I think we need some clarity on this. Everyone including
the Pope has been left to stew in his own waste as an infant. So, any of you who LIED that you never had shit on your ass OWN UP NOW!

ROFL - If you are gonna get it anywhere, on your ass is the preferred location.

Straight up my back. I once had an explosive diarrhea of such volume and strength that some serious backsplash came up out of the commode and decorated the toilet tank and my backside. I left the doo on the toilet for my roommate to find, but I cleaned myself off.

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"...human shit has more of an almond, or perhaps a macadamia flavor to it. I hope you will all take my advice and really consider tasting your poop some time, as I have. It's really quite an experience." - Ratz

I got some in my mouth as a child. Somewhere on this site I have details the horrible experience of accidentally eating a hamster turd that fell in my Raisinettes. *shudders*

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"That was a very disappointing party. I showed up and everyone left!"- Camille

Does animal dook count though? Somehpw I see that as far less vile than human turdage.

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"...human shit has more of an almond, or perhaps a macadamia flavor to it. I hope you will all take my advice and really consider tasting your poop some time, as I have. It's really quite an experience." - Ratz

That's because you weren't the one eating it. But the idea that it could have been human poop DOES gross me out more!

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"That was a very disappointing party. I showed up and everyone left!"- Camille

I've only gotten it on my hand. This has happened when I'm trying to drop a long sticky turd that doesn't want to leave home. It's just hanging there between "my hole and the bowl." So, I try to take some TP and nudge the offender loose, and this is when I have ended up getting it on my hand.