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Ok, so no collection. But take the picture anyway!

By Dave
Created Oct 19 2006 - 11:07am
So the publisher of Poop Culture [1] had a major problem with the idea of a collection of PoopReport's greatest hits at this moment in time. (More details about that on the forums [2].)

So that's on hold for now. However, the image of a thousand PoopReporters' fists plunged triumphantly into the air is still quite viable. You know the image. An army of Poop Power. A sea of fists holding their plungers aloft:

Even though the greatest hits collection is on hold for now, there's still a lot we can do with this imagery. A t-shirt, a poster, a coaster, a tea cozy... the possibilities are endless. So send me your pictures!

Here's how I need the pic:

  1. Angle and background are crucial. The camera needs to be slightly *above* the level of the plunger, and you need to be in front of a white wall. This means the person taking the picture will probably need to stand on a chair (or you will have to kneel). See the drawing below:

  2. Take TWO pictures: One with the flash and one without the flash. That's because some flashes wash out all the color in the picture. If you *can't* figure out how to turn off your flash, well, don't worry about it.

    In both cases, make sure you're taking the picture in a very well-lit area.

  3. Email me high-resolution files. The file should be at least 500K.

  4. The deadline is October 26. Xmas is coming up soon, so if we're going to do cool things, now is the time.

    Confused? See an example here [3].


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