PoopReport's a site sublime,
I love to visit all the time.
When I'm depressed, and need a smile,
The Big Wiper's worth my while.
And Logjam with his mordant thinking
Makes me spit what I am drinking.
Poonurse and dear Motherload
Can place me on the healthy road.
To keep me in the culture loop,
The B.M Newswire gives the scoop.
When I'm not sure which way's correct,
AB2K's polls help direct.
I can respond to people dense
With TSV's great common sense.
I count on Bunga Din to know
Just how far left we ought to go.
And, if you need a prurient angle,
Watch CEP and Sam entangle.
I even like dear KOC --
My appetite he takes from me!
The Girl (as in she's Gotta Go)
Lends every thread a ho-ho-ho.
So many others, good and bad
Here make me glad and make me sad.
But one name rises o'er the rest:
That's Dave, because he is the best.
And, if I just brown-nose enough
Perhaps he'll post this piece of fluff!