"It was a huge crash. It shook the whole building but we thought it was a car," William McElroy said. After investigating outside but finding no sign of a UFO, falling safe, or misplaced grand piano, the couple went back to their movie. It wasn't until they headed to bed that they discovered that a huge chunk of blue ice -- the kind that sometimes hurtles to Earth from leaky airplane lavatories -- was occupying it. Besides destroying the bed, the unwelcome bearer of frozen feces and urine [1] had left a two-foot hole in the roof of the house.
Relieved that they hadn't been in bed at the time, as they would have been if they hadn't been watching the movie, the McElroys were counting their blessings after Wednesday's wild blue mishap from the wild blue yonder. "I think we had somebody extra looking over us," Evelyn McElroy said.
Amen, Mrs. McElroy. But let's hope that next time that "somebody extra" looks over you, He warns you first that He's about to flush.
