With a little creativity, many Halloween candies and pastries can be used to resemble poop. Here are my favorites:

1. Chocolate-covered peanut clusters.
2. Tootsie Rolls (especially the large ones).
3. Baby Ruth bars.
4. Dark chocolate ice cream with pieces of fudge mixed in.
5. Iced chocolate doughnut holes.
6. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
7. Flintstones Cocoa pebbles.
8. Pumpkin pie.
9. Chocolate pudding.
10. Sugar daddies (I always thought these represented the worst case of constipation ever).

As a PoopReporter, what will you be giving out tonight? Happy Halloween!