I voted option #4.

Pooping while listening to Enya could be called Toiletnoco Flow.
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A man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

I voted Beavis and Butthead. Come on now who wouldn't want that in the background.
HE HE HE HE He said anus!

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No one is the same after I release my Methane!

I voted for Beavis and Butthead as well. They always make me laugh. Who couldn't laugh at those goofs chanting "TP for my bunghole"?

I picked Hip-hop. I think the bass would have the added benefit of creating the "brown note", possibly inducing the poop.

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An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!

I picked Beavis and Butthead. What better soundtrack for something coming out of your butt?

"Heh heh, heh heh, you said butt."
"Settle down, Beavis!"

Is it just me, or are we running out of ideas for columns? I mean, really, this is scraping bottom just a bit.
What's next, a poll asking: "If your poop could smell like a flower, what kind of flower would it be?"
Or, perhaps, "If you had a turd that was like the worst car you ever owned, what brand would it be?"
Go ahead, flame my post. I can take it. Allow me first to adjust the chin strap on my helmet. Okay..ready...Fire away!

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Please, only -1 for this lame comment!

Lame you? No way. I think your poll ideas are hilarious. Here's another one: "If you were forced to read a bestseller while on the toilet, what would it be?" And another: "If you could design a line of shoes to be worn only when seated behind a stall, what would you call it?"

OK, Mr. Blogger, how's about YOU come up with a poll idea that you think is less lame than this one, send it to me (click on my name then click "contact"), I will post it ('cause, you know, I post all the polls) and we will see just how truly un-lame it is. Until I receive some contributions from you, I kindly ask you to can it.

Hello. I hope everyone here has heard the Frank Zappa song "Broken Hearts are for Assholes" which includes the line "ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute". I love poop chutes.

Please see post 2 above for my input. Lameness, like so many things in life, is in the mind of the beholder. Thanks for the pun, Ass Blast (the part about how I should "can it", I mean). TBW liked my ideas, so maybe they weren't as lame as even I thought!
You did say that if I think they're less lame, you'd post them. You didn't say if YOU think they're less lame. Since you're allowing me to be my own judge, I accept. So, feel free to post them.
It's healthy to disagree, even if it hurts to hear that someone doesn't seem to like that shirt you thought was so adorable when you tried it on in the store! Kinda makes it a vanilla world (when we all so very much seem to favor chocolate, at least on this site) when everyone is afraid to state an honest opinion.

Flame on, future posters! I'll try not to cry salty tears when you ...er...blast me!

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Flameproof since 2006!

Chocolate!

Hip hop. Why not take a shit while listening to shit.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

Appetite For Destruction.

It just sounds right.
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Sir SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan
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Gotta be songs about poop. The best example I can think of is Mr. Methane's CD. Check it out at mrmethane.com. It's hilarious.

What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

Sam, didn't figure you for a G-n-R fan. Right On!!

I picked Enya, as I like the mellow relaxing. Relaxing music makes for a smooth move!!

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Poop Shooter!

I went with Big Band. That would be so awesome in so many ways.

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Some are born crappy, some achieve crappiness, and some have crapiness thrusted upon them. (Do NOT be last one)

"Is that shit Enya?" "Nah, I left it in the bowl."

I actually didn't have an answer to this one; it was more or less a post for the other poopers.

No probs, Bowl Clogger. After reading your input on the toilet training thread, ie, here I felt better about your current comments.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Big Band. Old School Jazz. Simply because the rest, by comparison, is not even music.

_Hip Hop and crap just naturally go together______
3flusher

Does anyone here think Devo's "Crack That Whip!" is the ultimate sit-on-the-crapper music? Seems to be saying: "Get that stuff outta there, pronto!"

I forgot about Devo.. they rocked!! or more along the lines of Boy George's Come-a-Chameleon or whatever it was called.. cheering out a big butt lizard!!

Ahhhhh.... the music of the 80's!!

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Poop Shooter!

I chose big band because I hate it. That, and there was no option for Christian contemporary.

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If a man farts and no one's around, does he make a sound?

mine is not on her i would say anything buy mike bolton that would have to make shit so fast exlax couldn't compete

When I play music on the crapper, it has to be the sax or the guitar because I can't get my baby grand through the door.
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Deja Poo - Because this shit's so strange, it couldn't ever have happened before.

My pick isn't up there, again, but I'd have to go with http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Hodie_Christus_natus_est.ogg

Gregorian Chants for the Office.

I have always been LOUD and PROUD never caring to cover up my gaseous foul smelling poops but if I had to choose music it would be Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. They are my very favorite.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

After considering the topic, I've decided my answer would be the same as Dung Daddy's, because nothing says "I'm wrangling a turd" like the huge, over-played drums, Gene Krupa-style of big band music.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Mr.Methane would have to be my choice. Try to "move" with the music!

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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

How about the 1812 Overture? It's loud, it has cannons, and nobody could tell what you were doing in the bathroom over that.