Ladies: Stay tuned for our version, coming up next.

Trashing does the job. The older you get, the more work it takes... in all ways.

What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

My grandmother used to tell me that my grandfather had often said, "No matter how much I wiggle and jiggle, that last drop always ends up running down my leg!"

Come to think of it, why would my grandmother report my grandfather's urinary humor to me?

I dunno. It just goes to show you that this has been an issue for men for a long time.

You can shake it, you can wag it,
You can pound it on the wall.
But only back inside your pants
Will the last drops fall.

At the urinal in a public place, my father taught me to wiggle my penis using both hands. I was about seven at the time and it has served me and my underwear well through the years. Occasionaly, if I'm in a hurry, my leg might take a little run-off. The grossest thing I've seen, however, in mens rooms is little children who are barely tall enough to reach the bowl of the urinal, allow their penis to touch the front of the bowl, and in one case, the little boy had his organ a little bit in the unflushed bowl as he went. The final shake I saw him give it exposed him to even more germs. His father, standing right next to him, complimented him on how well he completed his "number l".

I shake rattle and roll then blot. The advantage of this is that I can then use the TP to wipe the seat.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

I also find that if I sit to pee that when I start to stand there is a dribble effect. Very strange. Also sometimes when I stand up I need to pee all again. Anyone else experience this?

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

I have a pretty effective system of keeping the escapee dribblers at bay.

While I blot with the toilet paper, I gently squeeze my tallywhaker, and thrust from back to front, until no more drops come out.
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Watch out for the deadly F4, though he's been gone since '53, he will be back.

Re: the matter of the little boy with his penis in the unflushed urinal--I've noticed newer facilities with one urinal closer to the floor. It's obviously designed for "wee ones." (Guess that's a pun!)
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Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Gentle squeeze from the base, blot with toilet paper at the end. End with one shake for good measure.

a 16 gallon shop vac works well to suck out the last drops or just slam the toilet lid down 3 or 4 times on pedros head that usually drains the final drops out

Anonymous Coward: is your suggestion from 'The Aspiring Eunuch's Guide To Urination?'
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Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

yes big wiper it is i learned that trick drying out firehoses i figured it worked on hose that small why not give it a try

No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop always hits the pants.

I always use tp, but when i was a kid I had yellow under shorts because I never did any thing but put it away realy fast.

First, ya gotta cup the sack...oh wait...thats something else. I wring it out like a wash cloth, and slam it in the door three or four times, catch it in the zipper, rip it out of the zipper, dance, scream and cry...and just go get fresh clothes.

Chuck is correct.

Hey Hey, My My:
Spot on your pants will never die

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If you understand the anatomy of the urethra - or at least the pathway it takes - you'll understand that the method I use produces a spotless, dropless tip. I haven't had a pee stain in my choneys in years. Since I can't post a diagram of the urethra from bladder to weenie, let me just say that it runs very much parallel to the "taint" before entering the hose proper. The "taint", if I need to spell it out, is the area where 'tain't ass and 'tain't balls. I can't get much more descriptive than that.
Well, yes I can, actually. Okay, you menfolk, when you get yourself a boner, have you ever noticed that the region of the taint gets firm as well? The corpi of the penis aren't only in the shaft. Okay, if you know what I'm talking about, next time you take a piss, try this:
Run your index finger upward from the taint toward the shaft of the penis, applying some pressure. How much pressure will be something you'll learn over time.
This will urge any fluids still in your urethra to exit. You might have to give the bellend a cursory flick of the finger to dislodge any tenacious drops, but trust me when I say that you'll have a very cleared out urethra.
If you need more description, I'll add this: When you ejaculate, there will be many times that not all the semen leaves the urethra. It will later drip out when you are flaccid. Have you ever done what I described above? That is, run your finger along the "root" of the penis, upward, applying pressure, to help exude the last little viscid drops? No? Well, then, give it a shot some time.
Your sheets will thank you. Your undies will thank you. And all of you will thank me for teaching you something that I have not yet been able to teach my wife. I laugh too hard when she makes an ineffectual attempt to "assist" me when I pee (yes, she's a nurse, and she finds it most amusing)and doesn't get the idea of what works for getting that damned last bit of wee out.
Give it a try.
Oh, and by the way, I know it's considered a bit effeminate by some, but you will have a lot less dripping if you sit to piss. You will also have a ton less splashing that lands on the rim and, eventually, the floor. Anyone who has a carpeted bathroom and still stands to pee is creating a disgusting petri dish of gummed ureic acid loving microbes. Ugh.

Rinsing is the best method, after your done pissing just grab a palm full of water from the sink and rinse your johnson off, this is why bathrooms with lockable doors or the handicapped stalls with their own sinks are choice. Don't get caught doing it though, or if you do you'll get odd looks, but hey at least my boxers don't stink like spoiled piss.

yup,

no matter how much you shake jiggle and dance
the last three drops always end up in your pants

Couple of good shakes and a flick. Ony more than that and you're just playing with it...

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-While having never invented a sin, I'm trying to perfect several.-

Bone Dry Boner, that is a great comment! Why don't you register here?

Hey thanks BDB, I understand now. The last description helped understand.

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"KOC -- the Cool Crapper" - Rat Droppings

Thank you, Dumpster. I'm already registered, but some times I prefer not to post under my registered name. I'd like to preserve the impression some have of me as being a little bit of a jerk at times, whether that's warranted or not.... either that, or I some times find that I'd rather post under a pseudonym more closely related to the theme of the post. I can never aspire to the lofty post totals of some of the veterans, so I'll just "scat"ter my posts when I have time to visit the site, and hopefully at times make a tiny contribution to the discussion without personalities being a factor. Signed, Bone Dry Boner, a/k/a, Brown Finger, a/k/a Surgin' General, a/k/a...well, you get the picture... (no, I'm not CEP, by the way)...

Now you have me wondering.

Bilgepump?

My goodness. Now I have this image of all you PR guys thrashing about wildly and doing cartwheels to get a few drops of pee out.

Not enough mind-bleach in the world...

Well, Ms. Poopie, we're very happy to help populate your fantasies. Along those lines, I add this:
I've found that I can get a pretty drop-free dicktip by pivoting my hips to get the old noodle swinging, gradually building to a crescendo, with the veiny third leg fwaappping against each hip, flinging all recalcitrant drops of wizz violently from their hidey hole.... of course, there's a bit of cleanup required (mirrors, walls, cabinets, etc.) so I only recommend this technique be used at work, in fast food restrooms, or on cross-country flights. Ha ha! I kid with you! I hardly ever do it at work!

Not I, Dumpy, but I rather suspect is our friend from the great white north.

No matter where I am away from home, I sit down to pee. I learned to do this in public when I was only 4 or 5 and my mom would take me to a stall in the ladies room and I would pee. Initially I wanted to stand but she taught me it wasn't fair to the next woman to have pee on the seat and that since men are notorious for not lifting the seat, I should just sit down.

In the upper elementary grades we had open stalls and a few of my classmates would whisper that I was gay, but I didn't let that dissuade me. At first I sat with my legs too close together (I didn't want to expose my small organ) and it was hard for me to get started. However, by middle school I learned that peeing came much easier when I sat farther back on the seat, spread my legs more and let my penis be the hose without my touching it. When I'm done, I slide more to the front of the bowl, wiggle it two or three times, but always always making sure it doesn't drape over the front of the bowl. I then take one square of toilet paper and gently dab the front.

By the time I was in high school I found sitting down had several advantages, even though the stalls in most of the restrooms were without doors. First, I avoided lines for the urinals. Secondly, since there were more stalls than users, I didn't have to worry about hurrying to get done, and occasionally I could take my shit in the same sitting. Third, the view of the wash basins was much better than standing at the urinal and being grossed out as the urinal bowl filled and filled, without often being flushed. There were a couple of stalls, however, I would avoid because the mirrors above the urinals were low enough to pick up some of the action in the stalls. To this day, and I'm 27, I still sit to pee in public and I doubt that I will change. The only difference, how, is that I get closed stalls. More importantly, my briefs and slacks are not stained and I'm able to get off my feet for a couple of minutes. Also, I have a six year old son in training!

You know, I was going to come up with a female pee version, but really, we just don't have this problem or anything like it. Girl pee polls are just weird, besides. I think I'll stick with poop polls.

Do girls really pee? I just thought y'all went into the restroom to talk about whose boyfriend was the cutest.

Oh... please do a female pee post, AB2K! It may not be quite so vivid an image as our male counterparts thrashing their tallywackers around.... but it would make for a few good laughs.

Umm, yeah, dumpster - girls really pee. And very often! Lately, it's been WAY too often for me!

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

Women, if there's no separate survey, just start posting here.
I'll help you: As a male who has been on more than one occasion greeted by the acrid, ammoniac reek of a piss marinated pair of labia when my face was in that vicinity, I can tell you that not all women are finishing what they started when they squat to pee. It's not just a matter of them failing to clean up the area properly. Some of them apparently have little leaking events, either immediately afterward or at a later time.
I had a girlfriend who was a cleanliness freak and a germ phobe who generally always had a fresh, healthy air about her, but some times she just didn't seem able to get those last few drops out when she took a leak. I'm all for the occasional musky female aroma, but the diaperlike blast of a pudendum steeped in urine from earlier in the day is a bit of a mood killer.

There you go, girls. REACTION!!!!!

Huh. Good to know.

You know, call me unspontaneous, but when I have any reason to believe "that vicinity" will be given close scrutiny, I make sure to wander away for a moment of personal time, if you know what I mean.

With just what kind of ladies to you keep company?
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"NEVER. ENOUGH. BACON!"--GoBoy

Oh! And AB2K, I think you could still do the poll, even if the questions don't line up, exactly.
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"NEVER. ENOUGH. BACON!"--GoBoy

GGG, you took the words right out of my mouth.

Feminine Hygiene Advisor, have you ever seen movies where you know a couple is going to have sex and the woman steps into the bathroom saying, "I'm just going to slip into something more comfortable?" She's not just changing her clothes. She's in there making sure everything looks and smells pleasant.

If your partner isn't freshening up and you're willing to live with it, I suggest you save your passion until you can follow her into the shower. ;-)

Sounds to me like BDB's root-pressure technique might be coaxing the last stubborn drops past the prostate. That's a good tip, but here's another one, guys. If it seems like more than a few drops are produced this way, you might have a slight case of PH (prostatic hyperplasia); an enlarged prostate. Just something to keep in mind. My last drop(s) technique...? A couple of strokes, base to tip, followed by a good shake. Seems to serve me well.

I just strike a yoga pose, and suck the last few drops in to my nose. For years, I have been trying to get this pose right. I only need about another half inch before I reach my goal. In the meantime, I am putting it to good use.
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Fudgepump, meet SamDamnit. SamDamnit, meet Fudgepump. What with the stroking and nose sucking, I'm surprised you're not already members of the same club!
Had no idea this whole "good to the last drop" stuff had such an erotic aspect.
As for me, I just wring my thing like a wet towel....probably should cut back on that, because it's starting to look like a screw!

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Livin' La Vida Caca!

Clearly, "erotic" is in the mind of the reader. If you got a jolt out of my post, Recto, try Googling "cow milking techniques". That should have you typing one-handed for hours. BTW, don't let Sam fool you: he HAS perfected his technique, and he hasn't left his home for several weeks.

What the hell has this got to do with poop? Did I miss something here?

I sternly shake my wet tipped wanger,
To rid that stubborn one drop hanger.
Who persistently refuses to fall
Or fly against the restroom wall.
Why, pray tell, last drop of pee,
Dost thou cling so firm to me?

Anonymous coward: It has nothing to do with poop. However, like a shark, this web site must continue moving forward or it risks dying. Expanding into the Pee Report arena is a logical broadening of scope. Of course, other than aroma or color, there aren't as many memorable pees.... but still, excretory functions are all fascinating. Please check again soon when vomit.com, heavy perspiration.com, badbreath.com, runnynose.com, and earwax.com are up and running. Ain't no stoppin' this train!

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Livin' La Vida Caca!

Recto: I don't know if it's still active, but fart.com used to have all kinds of audio clips for our listening pleasure.

Fudge, I believe there's also a site called ratemyfart.com that has some hilarious audio of farts, although some of them are clearly fakes made with someone's mouth. Haven't checked it out in a while, but after ratemycameltoe.com stopped showing nude camel toes I needed someplace to post my rating s of something, anything, you name it. There's also ratemypoop.com, and probably a dozen or more other ratemy[fillintheblank] web sites. Some are hilarious, especially ratemyschlong.com.

Uh, how did we get off the subject so badly?

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Livin' La Vida Caca!

There is still The Camel Toe Report, which, though but a pale reflection of this great site, nevertheless contains some awful pictures of, as well as some biting social commentary on, peoples' lack of sartorial sense in the lower crotchelary region.

I just grab the offending member and choke him til he pukes. Then I have a viscid white liquid rather than a yellow thin liquid to contend with.

No wonder penises are so peculiar. You would be too, if you hung around with a couple of nuts all the time.

Gilbert blots it with toilet paper. He can't stand the yellow stains in the underwear. Plus, smelling piss in the bedroom is a definite turn-off for me.

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If a man farts and no one's around, does he make a sound?

It's gross and probably as clean as sitting on a urine-laden public toilet seat, but I've seen several guys in both high school and now in college simply rub the head of their johnson on the sides of the urinal. I'd rather risk the stains in my boxers. My girlfriend said she's seem similar disgusting things such as sorority sisters sitting right down on urine-covered toilets and not thinking anything of it. Human mops???

Since I now drive and it's been cold, I've had to pick my kid brother up at his middle school. When he wasn't ready in the lobby, another student said he was in the restroom. It was an open stall bathroom. While I waited for my brother who was taking a shit, I couldn't help but notice a much younger boy in another stall who was peeing sitting down and then flicking and wiping his penis over the front of the bowl as if it was a cigarette. Gross indeed! And he didn't even wash his hands or flush when he left the stall!

All this technique talk has made for some really funny mental images, thanks guys....

Ok, here's a question I've always wondered about and this looks like as good as any place to ask it (AND brings poop back into the equation!):

Do men (and other women for that matter) have that last bit of pee, about 6 cc's worth that only comes after a dump is complete? I always know when I'm done crapping because no matter how much I've emptied my bladder during a shit, there's that last tinkle to signal the end. Sometimes you think you're done crapping, but that piss doesn't come and lo and behold, some more crap comes along. It signals the end very time (and helps with having a moistened first swipe of the TP).

I've always wondered if guys got that phenomenon as well....and finally I have people to ask!!!!

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'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)

I do all of the above after a pee: shake, rattle and roll, squeeze, twist, get rid of the last drop and wipe off with the TP But then when I'm back in bed, a few more drops appear, and always when I want to appear, if not exactly cool, then at least clean and tidy, to my companion! Any more tips on how to avoid this delayed and slightly damp embarrassment? Or should I consult a medic?

Very simple. This is one of the only useful things my dad ever taught me. Put your finger behind your ball sack and press in an upward motion a couple of times. Ive had clean undies ever since.

"I gently squeeze my tallywhaker, and thrust from back to front, until no more drops come out."

That's not disposing of the last few drops, h1; that's masturbation.

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Deja Poo - Because this shit's so strange, it couldn't ever have happened before.

Yes, Nine. I use the squeezing out effect of standing from a sit to my advantage. When already standing, i try to squeeze it out with my butt and leg muscles.
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Isn't this a glorious site? Finally, a place where people can discuss the important things in life.

Here's a last resort tip: If you've tried the above strategies, and still have problems removing the last few mililiters of liquid waste, you may want to consider diapers, or pads. If are really afraid of stains, you may try a catheter. Just attatch the tube to a bag and tape it to your leg.

Just hook the catheter from your dick to your stomach. You'll never have to worry about leaks, and you'll never be thirsty again.

a wild thrashing maybe some banging whatever it takes i hate piss soaked underwear

I just shake a time or two. Also, I've discovered that when I'm wearing underwear (boxers)it's much easier to pee without any "incidents" if I pull my dick out through the leg of my shorts rather than pulling it out through the usual opening.

I just stand, pull my penis out pee and to get rid of some of the drops i shake 1 or 2 tiems. But no matter how much you try you'll always get a drop or 2 in your underwere. :O
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You can shake it
pound it squeez it
You can hit it on the wall
But you gotta put it in your pants
to get the last drop to fall

I had a nose hair implanted near the tip.
When the last drop starts to fall, everyone near me nears "SNIFFLE!!!"

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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

I just stand at the urinal, and when I'm done, to get that last drop away, I shake vigorously a couple of times. I that still doesn't work, I bang my dick against the side of the urinal.

I hate it when men use the stall just to piss and get the toilet all messed up for when normal men need to use the stall for what it was meant for. Men should use the urinals to piss, that's what they are there for. People who are afraid of using urinals around other men need to grow up. I just one of those things us guys need to get used to.

I'm glad to hear other guys having trouble with the last few drops not coming out until they put it back in their underwear. I have that trouble, but if I happen to be wearing gym shorts, I can drop my dick down and out the bottom on one of the legs of the shorts, and then shake it.That gets every last drop out.

I have a rather large welding vise that I use. This requires a short walk from the bathroom to the garage with my pants down. A half a dozen turns or so with the handle and I can return my winkie to my underwear a subdued dripless member.

I saved the wringer from an old wash tub...couple of runs through and I'm good to go.

i like dripping the last bit on my underwear.. to me it feels cool and manlier..

AC, I think the ladies should have an answer for you on that. Girls, is there nothing more of a turn on than to grab your mans cold wet crotch?

I don't shake my dick after pissing, so my boxers are usually yellow and wet a bit. If I'm in a hurry, I just put it back before I get that one last squirt.

I have no problem at all in this area. I had prostate surgery several years ago to correct a urine retention problem. I was retaining 1 liter in my blader all the time. After corrective surgery I still retain 1/2 liter so I must use a catheter several times a day.
After self catherization I am completely empty and need no flopping, shaking, flipping, wagging, or any of the other aforementioned methods of freeing one's johnson of the last drop of dew.

I had a friend in the service who said a commode seat fell and mashed his son's little weenie. The young lad cried and asked his mother to kiss it and make it better. She replied, "you're getting to be just like your father!"

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Grab it and shake it.

Chief, I heard that as a joke about the weekly poker game. 4 year-old kid runs in holding his crotch in tears. Dad asks "What happened?"
"The toilet bit my pee-pee, Daddy... Kiss it better!"
Not one man laughed as the Dad took his son to the bathroom and made sure everything was O.K.
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Another funny thing about the male urethra is that it is slightly wider behind the glans and that wide space holds a couple of extra drops. If you milk it forward from behind the glans, you will usually get rid of the drops that fall out when Mr. Happy is returned to your pants.

When we went to PE lesson in high school, some boys had really dirty underpants. They had yellow stains all over their boxers. Even shaking is funny in a school urinal, and the norm is to put it away as fast as possible. Sometimes they cut the jet with the zipper. Do you experienced the same?

I haven't wiped my dick since I was six. If I wear light pants, I shake a bit otherwise the stain hit through. In my black jeans, like today, I just let it drip in my boxers. Actually I feel a chill stain in my boxer briefs right now because I peed a few minutes ago. Well, in what condition are your undies now?

At home I use toilet paper to pat and wipe the piss slit. At a public urinal I shake it four or five times. I do not like pee drops in the underwear---almost as bad as skid marks behind

I don't waste my time with waiting for the last drops, just let them soak in my boxers and go. I haven't seen any guys who wipe, my friends just shake once or twice. I don't really care if I have piss dribble in my undies, I got used to the wetness on my dick like many guys, since I almost never shake. If I wear tighty whities, the left side becomes all yellow quickly, and sometimes I see the piss spreading around the boxers fly when I zip back. It's just a part of being a man. If you change your underwear daily and wash your hands after pissing, you're OK.

You people are disgusting with your yellow boxers. How can you stand to sit in that all day? And the smell? After a while it must collect!

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Well, you don't actually blow on it. That's just an expression.

I just don't pay attention to the damp stains, Shit Volcano, they don't disturb me at all. As above the 'I let my underwear absorb the wetness' option got the most votes, I think boys are just habituated to cool their willies this way. Otherwise it may have biological causes too, because genitals need a bit lower temperature than the other parts of our body, that's why we have them out of the body. Higher temperature can cause impotence. If we hide them in the pants, maybe they need some making cold like when you're sweating in summer to avoid overheating. Putting it away hastily with a final pee squirt running down the balls feels like an instinctive movement for me, while girls need the opposite to protect the uterus so they wipe. But I'm not a doctor.
Anyway, most dudes usually keep their dicks in some half-dried pee stains, admit it or not.

That's why I wear boxerbriefs. They soak up loads of drops so the stain won't appear on my jeans. Traditional boxers don't have a second layer and let your penis fall on your leg where your pants quickly press out the pee from your undies so everybody will see that you come from the urinal. It's really embarrassing. I also don't shake, but my jeans are never stained, only my underpants. Another trick is to put your left hand in your pocket when you pee, and catch your undies crotch with it for some seconds when your dripping tube arrives in it, so it won't reach your pants until the stains finished their spreading. After that it won't hit through.
For Bikerguyupperlands' question: I'm dry now, I only have some small dried yellow stains.

If my martinis are dry enough, the last bit of wee is just dust anyway.

Then you can be self-baby-powdered.

After reading the post of Girlie Guy Gary (12.13.2006) and some of the other comments, last week I switched to sitting down to pee. I tend to wear light-colored slacks frequently for my job and I got to the point where I was sick of splatters on my slacks from peeing at the urinals. Also, at age 25, I don't like the hassle of having to take the back aisle and stay in my office cubicle for 10 or 15 minutes because I have a quarter-size "last bit of pee" stain to hide. Also, for time purposes there's almost always a stall open whereas lines for the urinals are freequent. When seated, I'm less nervous to finish up fast and in most cases I have the advantage of toilet paper to do a fast wipe for that "last bit of pee." The woman to whom I am engaged, however, sees it just the opposite. She rarely will sit on a public toilet and is in favor of female urinals. However, on a couple of occasions in the past year she has had accidents and wet herself while waiting in line in public restrooms. Nothing's perfect, I guess!

This forum is really funny, guys. I always wipe and keep myself dry, but you non-shakers reminded me for the good old 90's when I was a teenager. I also used the stall at that time in school because of wiping, but sometimes I tried to give it up, use the urinal and at the end just throw my still spraying cock in my briefs fast like my schoolmates usually did. It was strange to sitting through the lessons and writing with soaked briefs sticking to the penis like the other boys used to, and showing up in stained underpants in the locker like my classmates. I felt like I had a hole on my pants over my willy and I would be nude only on my most private part. It was a free, but embarrassing feeling, and after 1-2 days I always returned to wiping.

One hundred years ago many urinals had toilet paper, and more men wiped then nowadays, but between the two wars the communal TP became prohibited in urinals because it caused infections. Maybe the health officers thought that men would use their own hankies, and didn't count on guys give up wiping so easily. Then came the "more than three shakes are a wank" and other sayings, and in the last years jeans with darker zones around the fly and between the legs are brought in fashion - they hide stains well. I wonder what comes next. Take out your boxers and pee through it, because if you show your dick you're gay?
I heard the "only gays wipe" prejudice, and I just laughed at it. I'm gay and I shake, earlier I had a boyfriend who just let it drip and had long, narrow flows on his boxers. The only man about whom I know he wipes is straight, he does it because his girlfriend requests.

So when I do the laundry, that's why I can collect my two sons' undies so easily because the yellow fronts are lighting. After all I feel relieved seeing how common is this. Guys, only your decision - it's not me who have to wear them all day.

We are slobs, guys, to tell the truth. One of my friends earlier wiped his dick, but we teased him for it until he stopped it. The poor boy had hard days at first, frequently tried to move his willy to a dry area in his underwear, but later he accepted it and now he just puts it back dripping, so naturally like he would always do it. Why didn't we let him to be clean? It's a shame that we even spread carelessness.

I never knew there were so many leaky dicks in the world.

I employ a Thai girl as a bathroom attendant at home, she sucks the last few drops off.

In a public toilet I`ll wipe the end on the shirt of the guy next to me.

As healthy1 and Deja said - more than 2 shakes is a wank.

My sister works in an office and her desk is in front of the mens room's door. Once she told that there are 3 guys who frequently come out with a wet patch on the crotch. One of them, a young guy who started to work this year sits not far. My sister wrote a short letter with her colleagues about the leadership's decision that they won't pay clothing allowance for men who don't shake after urinating, and put it on his desk. They saw his horrified face when he was reading it. The best part of the story is that he has got no wet spots since the letter.

More than 2 shakes is a wank!?!?!
I heard that you could shake it once for each day of the month before your birthday.
Seeing as my birthday is on the 29th, I never have a problem with after-dribble.

BM - there must be a few raised eyebrows from your fellow pissers if you give your wanger 28 shakes.

My birthday is on 26th January, but I didn't do 25 shakes after peeing in my life altogether. We could compare our habits with our astrological signs, Aquarius is a wet sign hehehe.
Thunderbox is right, more than 2 shakes and you're playing with it. Boys have wet spots and live with them. You should get used to this instead of shaking so many times. I never heard my friends saying after-dribble is a problem, although they have it after every piss, sometimes it hit through their jeans too. I wish you the last ten drops to be the biggest problem in your life, Blind Mullet.

OTHER- I have an aged piercing that kinda confuses the flow. For me, taking a pee is like playing the flute. I have to sit, then check which hole it came out of.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I feel the wet stains after every use of the urinal. I just piss, tuck it away and go, never dry it in any way. My average pee stain size is about 2-3 inches on the boxers, over my left leg where guys normally leave those dribbles.
The worst after-dribble I've ever seen was my classmates' - I waited for the one and only locker room toilet and urged him. When he opened the door and came out he got a bit more pee what spurted through his boxers in a short jet and landed on the floor, almost on my knees. He didn't even recognize it.

BM, 28 shakes and I'd have more than pee dribble to contend with.

BVC's comment reminded me of the old joke about the 2 fellas out shooting.
As they're climbing through a fence, the .410 goes off and shoots one guy's dick full of holes. The other guy says "Don't panic, I'll get you over to my sister's house"
The shot guy says "Is she a doctor?"
The other guy says "No, she's a piccolo player, and she'll show you how to hold it so you don't piss all over yourself"

When I was younger I didn't shake after pissing. I also started peeing too fast and the first squirt usually landed in my boxers. If it showed on my jeans, I hid it with my T-shirts so nobody could see it. Later I decided to be more careful and it's more comfortable too, but my older boxers are still yellowed a bit (it's impossible to wash them out completely).

At home I shake 3-4 times, at the urinal I just put it back. My brother always shakes it for a long time, although he's the only one with this among our friends. He said to us that we should go back to the kindergarten with our watermarked underpants. Once we fooled each other in the locker with some friends and compared our piss stains. Mines were in average size (1 inch) and a sporty guy won the "competition" whose crotch was completely yellow and half-wet.

I talked with a Northern African guy about this who always wipes the last drops because of his religion. He said that originally washing is prescribed but it's not always possible. According to him shaking is European, in Northern Africa there are two types: many religious guys wash/wipe while the others tuck it away fast without doing anything. He said that the European habit is more practical but more controversial too because being dry is expected after only some shakes. In his school non-religious boys had heavily yellowed underpants which didn't count as an accident like it would in Europe, it was natural and only meant that they didn't keep the rule.

i never realized that this was not only experienced by me, but by all men

I don't understand why can't wait many guys 5-10 more seconds when they finish their job cause it would be more useful than even the shake. I think my friends shake too soon, when it's pointless because they continue dripping after that, or even squirt a bit. Another strange thing is when boys go to the urinal together and some of them can't start pissing so quickly than the others because they're awkwards or I don't know why, so they finish later, when the others have zipped back and fool the slower ones who can't attend to the end, don't shake off etc.

Dear, Dear, Scorpio....call me crazy, but I"m guessing you were home schooled...in West Virginia.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

I'm European, maybe it seems to be the part of West Virginia from the West Coast...

European... You're-a-peeing... This guy is funny!

Roman legionaires urinated on their bare feet to toughen them up for long marches.

I'd like to toughen Michel Vic's face

The Middle Ages were also strange times. When going to the public bath on the street and during some ceremonies people were completely naked, but touching your own penis was shameful, so either men didn't pee together or they did it without holding the hose.

Pretend you are about to put your friend back, then stop, relax and take a second, that last drip is on its way... give one last wee shake. and tada you've beaten it. I heard a saying one.

No matter how you wiggle and dnace,
the last drop always lands in your pants.

But now it won't! remember to relax and that is the trick. hehe

I have a unique way of getting the last drops out. When I was younger I used the old tried and proven waggle system. Now that I am older and have a bladder that does not properly empty I use a urinary catheter to complete the job. The Veterans Administration has my catheters specially made since normal ones are much to short.

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Chief! We might be brothers. I have a tattoo. It is on my upper calf. It is of a rooster, with a rope around it's neck. That's correct! I have a cock that hangs below my knee.

Hi guys I recommend two polls exactly on this topic on www.misterpoll.com so please answer these 12 questions either here or there! Here you can use the numbers and letters to be shorter, for example 1A., 2B., 3C. etc. and write some comments on it if you would like to.

Poll name: Guy pissing habits (part 1 and 2)

1. How do you dry your penis after pissing?
1A. I shake a bit
1B. I shake till I'm sure it's OK
1C. I wipe it with TP
1D. None, I just put it back when I finish
1E. Sometimes I shake, sometimes I just put it away and go
1F. I don't dry it, I put it back really fast, when it's still dripping
1G. Other, please write it here:

2. Do you feel wetness in your underpants after peeing?
2A. No
2B. Sometimes a little
2C. Usually
2D. Always

3. Do you hate the wetness, like it, or don't care?
3A. I hate it and try to avoid the wet stain
3B. I don't like it but I got used to it
3C. I don't care if it's wet or not
3D. I like it and save some drops in my underpants on purpose

4. Do you usually see piss stains on your underpants when you change it etc?
4A. No
4B. Only small spot(s) where "he" rests
4C. Bigger dried yellow stain(s) than my penis head
4D. Bigger wet (and yellow) stain(s) than my penis head
4E. Long wet/yellow stains all over the front

5. What about the other guys you know?
5A. They shake it
5B. Most of them shake, but I know some men who just put it back
5C. They usually just put it back wet, only some of them shake
5D. They shake, and some of them wipe it too
5E. Other, please write it here:

6. What was the worst condition of underpants you have ever seen wearing by a guy/yourself? (I don't mean incontinence, only cases of carelessness).
6A. Only small yellow stains
6B. Bigger dried yellow stains than a penis head
6C. Bigger wet (and yellow) stains than a penis head
6D. About the half of the front was covered with piss stains
6E. Almost the whole front was wet and/or yellow

7. If you sometimes/usually don't shake after pissing, why? (Please choose more than one answer, if you want!)
7A. Because I'm in a hurry.
7B. Because my mates also don't do it.
7C. Because I don't want they say I'm playing with it.
7D. Because piss stains are manly.
7E. Because I like the chilled stain cooling down my dick.
7F. Because I have a wet spot when I shake too, so it's needless to shake.
7G. Other, please write it here:

8. Do you wear clean or dirty underpants right now?
8A. They're clean.
8B. They have small dried piss stains.
8C. They have bigger dried piss stain(s) than my penis head.
8D. They have a small wet stain because I peed not long ago.
8E. They have bigger wet stain(s) than my penis head because I peed not long ago.
8F. I don't wear underpants at the moment.

9. Have you ever seen guys pissing without shaking their penises when they finish?
9A. I have seen somebody/some guys who just put it back when they finish.
9B. I have seen somebody/some guys who put it away before finish dripping.
9C. I have seen somebody/some guys who put it back really fast, maybe when still pissing.
9D. I know somebody/some guys who never shake(s) after pissing.
9E. I have never seen this.

10. Have you ever experienced or heard about a peer pressure in public/school urinals to finish pissing fast? (You can choose more answers).
10A. Yes, they said that wiping is childish.
10B. Yes, they said that wiping is pansy/only girls wipe.
10C. Yes, they limited the number of shakes to less than 4-5 otherwise it's a wank.
10D. Yes, they said that shaking is unnecessary, because it's useless against wet spots.
10E. Yes, they said that a real man don't care about the wet stains, just get used to them.
10F. Yes, they laughed at somebody who wipes.
10G. Yes, they laughed at somebody who shakes.
10H. Yes, in other way (please write here):
10I. No, I haven't experienced/heard anything like this.

11. Have you ever suggested anybody to change his pissing habits?
11A. Yes, I said to him that he should be more clean and more careful about the stains.
11B. Yes, I said to him that he should be less careful and should be faster.
11C. Yes, I said both versions in different cases.
11D. No, I never did.

12. Have your habits changed in time?
If you're between 10-25 yrs old:
12A. Yes, I was less careful when I was a little kid.
12B. Yes, I was more careful when I was a little kid.
12C. No.
If you're older than 25:
12D. Yes, I was less careful when I was between 10-25 yrs old.
12E. Yes, I was more careful when I was between 10-25 yrs old.
12F. No.

Dear Katsat.........Many of the questions you pose ask me about the post urination habits of my pals. I'm afraid that I avoid, with a great deal of dedication, even glancing at their weenies or the pummeling they give them upon completion of their urinary task. . I just can't imagine saying, "just a moment, let me check that thing before you put it up."

Squat........I might add that I do not wear Bermuda shorts.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Sorry guys, but I measure two inches..

(from the floor)

Dear ChiefThunderbutt and anybody else who can't/don't want to answer 5., 9. and 11. questions - just leave them out and write only about your own habits! Thanks.

Well guys, you've all been good to me so I'll take one for the team and try to answer Katsat's survey. I'll hang out in one of the Turnpike restrooms and watch everyone pee and shake. I'll interview them about their peeing histories, check their underwear, measure stains, and make suggestions about their peeing habits. I'll hand out Moon Pies to all who participate. Should be a short night.

Wear the Trevor suit...it will help cushion the severe beating you're gonna end up getting.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

PD.......Sob......sniff.....the moonpie thing has made you a Tennessee folk hero,,,,,thanks buddy!

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Sorry Bilge, no Trevor suit. I will be going incognito. Baggy polyester gym sweats, sleeveless t-shirt, and gold chains.
Chief, if I don't make it, I want to be cremated with the remaining moonpies. Sorta like a giant s'more.

RC Cola and moon pie. There is a trip down memory lane. Do they still even make RC?

Bought some RC in Shop Rite just the other day.
I have to admit, other than Coca Cola from Mexico (real cane sugar) the RC is my favorite.
Moon pies are available for me at Walmart.

I think the best way to get rid of the last bit of pee is to squeeze and then wipe till there's nothing left.Just like healthy_1 does.

Eureka Shadow. Toilet paper dispensers next to the urinals. Why didn't I think of that.

I said I think that is the best way, I didn't say I or someone should always fallow it.

PD.......If worse comes to worse and your mutilated body is cremated I have a cousin who works in the Moon Pie factory. He can have your ashes mixed in with the filling.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

If you want to do a new idea, How about "dick diapers." They could be available in 3 sizes. Small, medium, and Chief Thunderbutt. Colors... Could go with different skin tones, or camo and glow in the dark. Instead of all that shaking and wiping, men would be wrapping the package on the counter. For wife's and girlfriends everywhere, every night would be like Christmas.

For Katsat:
1E, 2C, 3C, 4C, 5C, 6E, 7A and 7F, 8B, 9D, 10B, 10E and 10H: once I heard some boys calculating how many hours they save per year by putting it back hastily, they fooled a classmate who liked maths (and was more careful at the urinal).
11D - I never, but my brother once lend me only black boxers, he said I would destroy his tigthy whities.
12A - I was the worst around 14 yrs old when I always zipped back without shaking.

And don't forget:
You will surely do the shake and dance
If you pee on an electrified fence!

1F, 2C, 3C, 4D, 5C, 6E, 7B, 8C, 9D, 10E, 11B, 12C.

I know an emo guy who just tucks his dick away when he's still pissing. It's strange for me because I've never seen anybody else doing this. He wears black pants and boxers which hide stains but I'm sure he has them. The wetness bugs me if I forget to shake, it's cool he doesn't care of it at all.

I'm surprised how many of you guys wrote what Urine Heep above that you can't stand the piss stain in the underpants. I never thought earlier that it could be uncomfortable for males. Maybe it depends on our surroundings - as far as I know Latin boys don't shake. I don't watch just hear the sound that my mates zip back in the second when they finish like me. I think if somebody accept this during his childhood he won't have any problems with it later. That bit leakage don't hurt you, why is it bad?

Urine smells. Maybe most men don't like the idea of their underpants smelling or being stained by human waste by the end of the day.

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www.daphneszoo.com

I run my weinie through the wringer of an old time washing machine. "Look Ma, no pee! No wrinkless either! No grandkids either..."

I still can't believe that 23 percents wipe after pissing. I always thought boys never wipe their dicks and I don't know anybody who would ever miss TP at the urinal. If there are some guys who wipe I don't think they're more than some percents. This forum made me observe my classmates a bit when they're half naked in the locker and I admit it's gross but all of them have stains on their underpants, yellow, damp or both. If I saw one pair of clean boxers, next day that boy had the biggest dampness. I also asked my older brother about his mates and he said that he couldn't shake when they take a piss together because it's embarrassing.

Hi Miguel, I also think that wiping is a bit over-represented here, but if I only look at the relations of the three urinal-type options: shake 27%, trash-squeeze 12% and nothing 31% (together 70%), I can tell they really fit my observations during 3 decades. At the urinal a bit more than the half of lads take care of the drops (27+12=39%, a bit more than 31), and shaking is at least twice as common than squeezing (27 to 12 percents) - it seems to be exact for me according to my memories (I am in the 12% as a quick squeezer/trasher/milker).
I can even take them apart: about every third shakers do it for a long time, so about 9% do even more than 10 shakes, while the others usually keep the 3 shakes rule (for me it's the 2 milks rule). The undie stainer 31% has two main groups: the bigger half of them (around 17%) wait for some drops dripping down without shaking before tucking away, so sometimes they're more careful than some dudes who shake too soon. For the fastest 14% pissing is a speed race so these boys usually wear soaked underpants from the last spurts. Of course these are only my estimates based on memories.
So what about the too many wipers? Maybe more men use the stall for pee like we would think, Miguel. Another solution is we both have occurances mainly of windy younger dudes' habits, especially in schools. And in schools or anywhere else when there are young guys of the same age together, a boy never wipes his penis if he don't want to be an extreme odd. Never. I can tell you it's the same in the whole world except for the muslim countries where wiping or even using water is a (frequently ignored) rule. So don't ever think they're cleaner, even one shake can be queer (you know it's pursued there) so if there is no TP or water, boys finish fastest right there.
In every other countries shakes are permitted (in continental Europe even without count, in the Anglo-American countries 2-3 shakes), but shaking can be uncool in many lad groups anywhere. It's typical in the Far East, especially in Indochina (based on older web forums on this) where shaking is less accepted and dudes are less embarrassed of wearing yellowed undies than usual, some even use them as a symbol of masculinity wearing the dirtiest pair and dribble the most on purpose for locker showing on the days when they have PE.
In Latin America guys become careless mainly because of the tropical weather which can cause so much sweating that they have spots everywhere with or without that one. I know that many lads wear two underpants in these countries to at least minimize the sweat stain on the jeans butt etc., so shaking the drops is not a strategical problem if you have 2X2 sweaty layers under your pants.
In contrast to Latin men, Russian and other Slavic boys don't use the two underpants version, although they would need it more because of hard winters. In Eastern Europe group pressure is a typical risk of health, cigarettes and alcohol cause higher male mortality than female. Many guys wear a summer-type pair of undies in the coldest weather - for example one layered boxers - , as a part of the stupid "I'm not cold because I'm tough" story. If you add the tendency of spurting the end of piss in them when boys take a circle piss - well, some blokes must be careful not to break down their magnetic needles before they defrost at home. Boys don't change their peeing style by the seasons - some of them are always careful, while others are always fast.
I experienced that the pee stain is a gender symbol for kids and adolescents when the personality needs more confirmation than later. Although it's just a myth that girls are always clean - they dribble more from biological causes - the stereotype hints they're dry because they usually wipe while boys don't. I experienced that most shakers want only minimize the stain's size, but not avoid the stain itself. During the sexual awakening outer gender marks are highly important, and they aren't separable enough from the essential marks. For many kids the yellow stains belong to the willy like the red fingernails belong to girls. (Fetishes also based on gender marks as we know). The man's sexual role is the letting out, while the woman's is the reception. Boys' stains symbolizes the ability of letting out, while girls' ones disturbes this system of signs because letting out is not their role. The missing of an outer mark can also be a disturbing crossgender thing for teens, and because the difference between gays and transsexuals is still not known enough, they can say wiping is pansy although it's not true.
So we can't judge the wipers percentage only based on our school memories.

You know way too much about how guys shake their dingies.

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www.daphneszoo.com

I'd love to know where this guy gets his figures from....and how the hell he didn't get the shit kicked out of himself trying to obtain those figures. I wanna punch him in the face just thinking he may have been watching me piss.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Bilgepump, I still didn't expect that you would be the first person who offer a gay bashing to me in my life. Very nice. THE NUMBERS ARE ON THE TOP OF THIS PAGE where you are now, you only can't see them if you haven't voted the poll yet (please do it and see the results! 1051 men answered yet). Actually this discussion is about them, and not about writing silly jokes for each other. I just compared the statistics here with the memories which everybody has. You don't need to directly watch a schoolmate or a guy at a public urinal more than 2 seconds to know what does he do at the end, and I can tell you that my classmates always watched me much more when we took a piss than I watched them, mainly because they were so curious about the only maybe-gay boy's habits they knew.
They discussed their pissing methods with me like they would thought I knew more about penises than them. A shaker proudly said he shakes well, not as slob as his quick zipper mates with pee spurts in their briefs etc. Teenboys can be really funny. The urinal wasn't enough for them, they climbed up the partition of stalls and stood on the neigbour stalls to watch if I poop or piss in there so I pooped with 4 faces above me because they couldn't believe I also peed standing. I can't say I would like to punch them in their face, because they always were and always will be in numerical superiority - 94% straight to 3% gay, 2% lesbian and 1% bi&tra. These are the biological conditions of the human race.
I have never lurked around urinals, I just spent 25 years in educational institutions and you know, gays are also used to piss. I am sure if you would have spent 3X1 minutes among partly naked girls since Reagan's years till nowadays on every schoolday plus two breaks in the girls locker 2X3 times a week, you would've had some observations about them even if you weren't fixing them constantly.
Staying with percentages, about 75% of my comment was based on about 10 shorter forums which discussed the same topic from different countries of the world, both gay and common forums, I just summarized them here, on the largest central one. Or did you think I traveled around the world for this? Finally the end of the comment was a parody of developmental psychology which used to be homophobic sometimes so fooling it is something like a hobby for me.

Don't take it personally, you aren't that goddamn special, I'd hit anyone staring at me while I pissed, gay or straight, so lighten up. As far as taking these poll figures seriously...come on, surely you aren't using that for REAL data? And your hobby...well...good luck with that.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.