Is it unhealthy not to fart?

Dear Joe,

Thanks for the question!

I personally, being a girl and all, hold back my farts until I go to the bathroom to pee or something. Mr. Poonurse lets his rip whenever the spirit moves him.

I have had cancer. Mr. Poonurse has not. So there you have it. Don't hold back your farts.

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse [1]

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility. Got a question [2] for her?