They call me the "POOP MAN" because I poop at least 6 to 8 times a day. I pass all kinds of foods like mushrooms, carrots, beans, lettuce, and tomatoes. Is this normal to be passing all these foods and to be going 6 to 8 times a day? I also do eat a lot of food but Im not over weight.
Dear Randy,
Thanks for the question!
I am in awe--6 to 8 times a day??? Your co-workers (assuming you work outside the bathroom) must REALLY talk about you behind your back.
Normally, I am a big fan of the type of high-fiber foods you apparently exist on. However, I think you are overdoing it just a tad.
Make the following changes:
Hope this helps stop you up! Or at least gets you down to a normal once or twice daily routine!
Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.
-- Poonurse [1]
Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.
Got a question [2] for her?
Limit your intake of mushrooms, carrots, beans, lettuce, and tomatoes.
Chew your food better. Poo should not look like it could be re-eaten.
Stop exercising.
Drink less water.
Eat meat.