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A Saharan Dump

Posted 03.21.2007 by Thunderbox (885)
A cold and starry desert night,
wondrous setting in which to shite.
No traffic noise,
not even birds,
just the flopping of juicy turds into a hollow on the dune,
glistening brightly under the moon.

Ringpiece wiped with satisfaction,
the proud results of bowel action
are covered over
with cold sand
to lie below this foreign land, drying slowly into pieces...
My lonely, far away feces.

C Everett Poop (669) -- 03.21.2007

Beautiful! Make it longer and include a stanza on Rosie Odonnell.

Mary Queen of Scats (387) -- 03.21.2007

How come that wasn't part of a song from Aladdin? It would've been awesome coming from Robin Williams!

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It's YOUR cat, YOU get his poop out of my sink!

The Big Wiper (2245) -- 03.21.2007

As intriguing as Maria Muldaur's "Midnight At The Oasis."

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Kate (not verified) -- 03.21.2007

lovely. Your poem really touched and inspired me. I can only I too will one day have such a poetic shite.

DungDaddy (1386) -- 03.21.2007

Somebody finally found a use for Iraq.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 03.21.2007

that was awesome...shitting and rhyming at the same time...outstanding.

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