Beer, good beer, bad beer, draft beer, beer with greasy Krystal or White Castle hamburgers, beer with Taco Bell... the results are the same. There is a unique stench with a gravy-like viscosity.

Any overproof alcohol usually led me down a terrible path. Arak (milk of the lions) was my worst but I also had a crap from drinking 180 proof Rum that basically turned everything inside me to liquid and burned like gasoline on the way out.

Gotta agree with Bunga...Everclear was the worst.

Everclear..ugh...(shudder).
A shitload of Raspberry UV turns your poop (and upchuck) green, no matter what you mix with it.

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It's YOUR cat, YOU get his poop out of my sink!

Guinness gives me the most shocking squits - fetid arse tar flows into the lavatory shortly after!

What if you don't drink normally?

BTW--Crunchy, the above almost sounds like a Poo Haiku.

Jagermeister is considered a liqueur but it's hard liquor to me and one hell of a laxative. Just the anticipation of the first shot starts my bowels a rumblin'. Had a bad day? A few shots of Jager will melt it (and your bunghole) away!

What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

Mmmmm, Jagermeister........ I'm familiar with that spirit.

I chose beer because certain beers put the worst tax on my digestive system. I can handle the little wine and bourbon shits, but not the beer shits. They're unforgiving.

Could it be that you are most affected by what you drink the least?

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
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"The Dumpster (2406) -- 03.23.2007
What if you don't drink normally?"

Are you saying you drink abnormally?

Umm...ingesting rubbing alcohol will not give you the shits. It will kill you first.

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Stuff like this turns me off to alcohol consumption more than those cheesy school videos any day... If I were to vote in this poll, I'd vote for rubbing alcohol, which is the only kind of alcohol I've ever consumed in my life.

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...and they all lived crappily ever after!

For myself, alcohol usually does the opposite and bungs my up. I think this is because alcohol dehydrates people and this leads to hard shits. Or so I would think. After reading a lot of stories on PR, I've come to realize that a lot of people get the squirts from it.

I think the only time I've gotten the shits from alcohol was during happy hour in a Florida seafood place. They were offering VERY strong margaritas and I downed two of them. Almost instantaneous pyroclastic eruption! Gotta love that tequila!

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Behold! My new farting super power! BRAPP!!!

Hard liquor always constipates me. But in a strange twist, the only beer that I can drink, without having loose bowels, is Pabst Blue Ribbon. For some reason, Miller beer, loosens me up the most.
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"Thunder in March betokens a fruitfull year" .Or is it "Thunder in March, frost in June"?

Oh, yeah, I forgot about the Everclear Effect on the Bowels! I once marinated a bowl of cherries in Everclear and we ate the cherries and someone dared me to "drink the brine". I did. I could have made flaming sharts come out my ass by getting too close to an open flame!

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

It's even worse when you inject it into an orange or watermelon.

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It's YOUR cat, YOU get his poop out of my sink!

Oh, I voted for wine (in large quantities)-- it's got the most sugar/fruit pre-mixed in with it. If you drink hard with fruit juice, it does the same thing....not pleasant....

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'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)

beer everything is good in moderation but i tend to over do the beer on real hot days and then i am on the shitter sweating my ass off and blowing my ass out

THE ALCOHOL THAT GIVES ME THE SQUIRTEES IS MICKEYS. I LUV MICKEYS BECAUSE IT GETS YOU RETARDED BUT AFTER YOUR DONE YOU FEEL LIKE A BUMBLEBEE IS BUZING OUT OF YOUR ASS.

I get the shits, if I DON'T have a beer.
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SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

Well beer is by far the worst case scenario, i will go for beer in this case any time, wanna get it worse ? try the beer/coffee combo.

I think any kind of white vermouth will do the job, especially if it's warm outside... ouch the memories...

When i get completely loaded off of whisky, i usually have the squirts 2 or 3 times within the first hour of waking up, and maybe once more later on in the day

this is like saying i'd rather do heroine than take a hit of pot. in fact, you're right. now go drink rubbing alcohol and never take a sip of beer, evar.

"Stuff like this turns me off to alcohol consumption more than those cheesy school videos any day... If I were to vote in this poll, I'd vote for rubbing alcohol, which is the only kind of alcohol I've ever consumed in my life."

For me it's Martini, whenever I get wasted off martinis, I know it's gonna be a long and hard 'labor' the next day.

funny, i've had arak and i didnt get the shits, but the people i was with said mix with water. everclear shits are bad, but apple pie shots at 180 proof make me shit storms. probably vecause most of the apple pie alcohols are home made...

Two that will always do it....

Camo, a truly vile 40 oz that I've only seen in Michigan. Pictured here: http://40ouncebeer.com/40/camo40.html

No2, Steel Reserve. Somethign about that high gravity lager... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steel_Reserve

The quote at the bottom says it all "Due to the high alcohol content and low price, Steele Reserve is widely consumed by alcoholic homeless people. In a 2003 effort to curb the problem, the city of Seattle banned the sale of Steele Reserve and other high alcoholic drinks in areas with a high concentrated amount of homeless. In 2006, Seattle expanded the band to a wider area of the city."

Ha ha, what can I say, im a low budget drinker!

i thought sparks was pretty bad.. but i'm rethinking things and have to say that strohs (another beer that is only available in mi, so i'm told) makes me rumble more than anything else.

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all aboard the farty train to pooterville..if you can't shit at my house, we aren't friends

Dirty Martini's=Dirty Ass

Poopcrayon, Where else other than our great state can you get a quality fire brewed Stroh's? :) I've avoided the strohs, but schlitz has the same imact as Strohs on me. Strohs isnt cheap enough for the low budget drinker I be ;)

strohs was the cheapest at the bar last night. i think the painted lady might actually have schlitz, but i think i would drink that only as novelty... where in america's high five do you live?

do i know you?!

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all aboard the farty train to pooterville..if you can't shit at my house, we aren't friends

I can drink gallons of beer without getting the runs, but throw some tequila in there and I'm a leaking faucet.

i have to say Jagermeister. i drank three shots last night, and i have a dirty yellow/brown licrish smelling liquid squirting out of my bum, @ the speed of sound.

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I rarely drink alcohol, but a couple of nights ago I had a gin and tonic before supper and a large glass of wine with supper. Unaccustomed to that much, I walked carefully. I got to the hotel and went to bed. At about midnight I got up to pee, felt a rumble pressure below, sat down, and actually had a b.m. in the middle of the night, which hasn't happened to me for years. It wasn't much--a couple of plunkers and some soft stuff--but it was real, and I had to do it. The next morning I had a b.m. at my normal time (early), and it also was soft, about a 5 or even a 6 on the scale. I attribute this unusual timing and consistency to the alcohol.

MSG, I drink to the max, and as I type there is a G&T to my side. The liquor is a great lube. Get yourself some Fitou red wine, see what happens.
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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I have been drinking to excess for the last fifty years so I don't have any way to tell if it effects me or not. I am extremely regular and have very smelly BMs.

Some of you mentioned
Jagermeister. I have a friend who clerks in a liquor store. He was recently approached by one of our Tennessee good old boys who said, "I'm looking for a drink that I can't remember the name of, it sounds something like Gagabastard." My opinion also.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!