I hate these "poison people with Ex-Lax" stories.

Disclaimer or not...some jack-off will read this, think it's a good revenge and do it to somebody today.

I can't condone the use of any type of medication in a practical joke or prank.You can't predict what it may do to someone.It could cause dire circumstances.

Regardless if this being bad or not it is still funny! It also does wonders for the yapping dogs next door. A little chocolate ex-lax melted and poured into hollowed out hotdogs makes a mess!

Call me a grump, an old fart, a stuck up bitch, but I just don't find this story the least bit funny. They leave their kids get high and poison each other. HA-freakin'-HA

Postapoop, this was a well-told first story, but I will have to join the nattering nabobs of negativism about the utter lack of responsibility inherent in trying to poison somebody with food. Please see The Big Wiper's excellent tale Beware Girls Bearing Gifts, as well as the comments underneath it, for a more complete explanation of why this conduct is little short of criminal.

We did this to my roommates in college once -- the whole exlax in dessert (added it to mousse) thing -- but we dropped a little LSD on each. They both went totally crazy....crappin' their asses off an trippin' their brains out! It was fall-on-the-floor funny for most of the day.

In our defense, our roommates had surprised dosed us on a previous occasion and they were warned retribution was coming.

I'm sure doinker won't approve of this...oh the humanity!!

If anyone every "dosed" me with ex-lax, LSD or any drug I would report the incident to the authorities as well as file a lawsuit.
I see no humor in this at all.

That's the wonderful thing about poop...its humor is found in so many different ways and forms and there is something funny about it for everyone. doinker doesn't find free acid and poop funny but we found it to be hilarious. Yet I'm sure he finds the common drank-so-much-I-pooped-my-pants story a hoot.

So wait...you would file a lawsuit on the grounds of what...you shit your pants and now they have to buy you new undies?

Cant take a joke much?

no, I would file a lawsuit that I was poisoned and it was dangerous to my health.
I'm sure their are laws against doing this to someone without their knowledge.

I think it all boils down to the situation where the dosing occurs. If it's a bunch of friends/teenagers and it's meant as a harmless prank (and for the most part ex-lax is not going to kill you) then no big deal. If it's someone doing this to harm (malice aforethought as Dump would say) then it's totally different.

Here's a case in point. When I was a teen I went to a party with a few friends who were tripping. I had said I wasn't going to do a hit because I had to work the next day and I'd be too burned out, normally I would have joined them in this situation. As the evening progressed I got pretty wasted and said "aw fuck it, I'm calling work and telling them I'm sick". I called the garage and left a message on the answering service while shushing everyone to shut the fuck up.

About an hour later I noticed I was tripping and I looked at my buddy Steve and he started laughing saying "You're gonna be catching something pretty soon" and I knew I'd been dosed. Had he not admitted it I'd have been pissed, had I said "I'll never do acid" I would have killed him, it all boils down to the intent (for him to have a buddy on his wavelength and have a good time). In the context of this story I'm sure it was meant as a lark between friends / family so no big deal.

Pranks like this between friends and family are pretty commonplace, I don't think the intent to injure was there so for me I enjoyed this tale.

Good thing I didn't get dosed with the brown acid, who knows what that would have done!

I see your point about the LSD or other harmful drugs, but seriously....exlax? You would sue over exlax? Thats the kind of publicity that would be plastered all over the net for people to laugh at you. At least on this site you are somewhat anonymous, if you went with a lawsuit everyone would know you shit your pants because of the oldest trick in the book. Thats pathetic.

I poisoned somebody once, thinking it was great revenge.

I mentioned on another thread that, back in 1975, my cousin went to a college frat party where someone slipped some LSD in the punch. Although everybody else apparently just "tripped," as Bunga said, my cousin happened to be in that tiny minority of people whose brains are permanently fried by LSD.

Thus, this one night ruined the rest of his life. He's 50 years old now, and hasn't been out of a mental institution for more than nine months at a stretch in the last 32 years. I hope that whoever played that "prank" eventually came to see the ruin they had wrought.

I'm glad we have these stories on here, though, because I don't think a lot of people, expecially youngsters, realize how seriously wrong this is, and how you are literally playing Russian Roulette with somebody's life.

I'm like SamDamnit--if you HAVE to prank somebody in this way, why not just stick to putting salt in the sugar bowl, or garlic-flavored chewing gum?

doniker (1232) -- 03.27.2007
I hate these "poison people with Ex-Lax" stories.

Disclaimer or not...some jack-off will read this, think it's a good revenge and do it to somebody today.

Doniker, would you care for a cookie? I made them myself.

I dont need laxatives to make me crap, its pretty much a part of the daily routine because as you know I am ............
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Let me start off by saying the story quality was fine. It was readable and not boring. A fine tale of one's teenaged memories. However, I was unable to laugh at it.

I don't find these ex-lax poisoning stories funny, either. Sorry. I have actually known people who have been hospitalized by pranks like this. And yes, it was only ex-lax.

The LSD comment I found even less funny. Being the child of Baby Boomers, I have heard the horror stories of people on bad LSD trips. A couple of Vietnam vets were slipped LSD in their drinks one night and one of them decided to jump out of his swift boat because he thought it was being bombed. Unfortunately, it was not a swift boat, but the eighth floor of an apartment building. The guy responsible for the drugging was not sued. He was arrested for murder and found guilty.

Slipping any kind of drug to anyone, whether it be ex-lax or LSD or worse, is not funny in the least.

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I stopped reading as soon as I gleaned that it involved poisoning. It's wrong to foul food. You're betraying a very basic trust. Don't do it.

The year was 1979, it was a diffrent time from then and now. Messing with food is generally bad etequite as I will agree. Now if I found someone did something like that to me. Yes I would take legal action.
However this story took place 27 years ago in a diffrent time and diffrent place. I like to call this the pre-mcdonalds hot coffee incident. I remember when I was a kid this sort of thing being fairly common, maybe more as an urban legend or wishfull thinking.

I liked the story it reminded me of when I was young and the messed up pranks my family played on each other, the "stoner" babysitter I had, Arcades on every corner. Ahhhh the nistalga(sp) of the late 70's and ealy 80's

I'm with those that believe pranking someone by poisoning their food in any way is not cool.

I'm all for unscrewing the lid on the salt and/or pepper, or "forgetting" to put sugar in the Kool-Aid, but I'm totally against using something that is NOT FOOD (i.e. Exlax, shaving cream, etc.)

My parents would've kicked my ass for doing anything like that to anyone.

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It's YOUR cat, YOU get his poop out of my sink!

Ex Lax in baked goods is so passe. To truly be de riguer, I suggest Polonium in the tea pot.

I wonder whether Mr. Litvenenko thought the prank was funny?
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Deja Poo - Because this shit's so strange, it couldn't ever have happened before.

Many people have died because of "harmless pranks."

haha! some of you really do have a stick up your ass - maybe you can use it to dig out some humour from up in there! haahaa, funny story!

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"Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 03.27.2007
Regardless if this being bad or not it is still funny! It also does wonders for the yapping dogs next door. A little chocolate ex-lax melted and poured into hollowed out hotdogs makes a mess!"

People like you piss me the fuck off. Instead of talking to the owner, you instead hurt the dog like the coward that you are. It would be too much to talk to the owner, wouldn't it? You might actually have to stand before a real, live person and address them.

No, instead, you poison a living creature that's not really in control of its actions.

You know, this shit comes back on you. It really does. Karma does have a way of getting people back when they pull gutless stunts like this, and I would love to be there when it finds you.

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If you ever get the chance, catch the rerun of a Judging Amy episode entitled "Catching It Early." It deals with the court case of a child on trial for attempted murder for baking ex-lax brownies and putting them in the teachers' room to play a game of "Restroom Roulette."

One of the teachers ate several of the brownies and nearly excreted to death because he had a bowel condition he was unaware of. The case is serious, but has LOTS of very funny scatalogical humor and puns.

As for actually doing this to someone - not really funny.

Wynn D. Bottom

Link to Judging Amy page on IMDB (episode 6.6): http://imdb.com/title/tt0209069/ You can find out which episode is scheduled next.

_I was the brunt of a similar joke like in this story. Yes, haha, the guy got a big laugh at my expense. Ended up washed out and dehydrated from a night of diarrhea. Not funny. Also not funny about poisoning those dogs! Makes me glad I don't have any neighbors.______
"Frank, that is a VERY personal thing!" -Nurse Tomain

Maybe Saddam DID have WMDs: Weapons of Mass Diarrhea. Ok, yes, it's possibly illegal and cruel, but do you really think potheads and acid trippers are concerned about law or the well being of those around them? I have much better ways of getting back at folks.

I remember in 1988, when my little sister was graduating, there was this chick who bummed food from these two chicks alla time. They decided to get her back by feeding her a whole plate of ex-lax cookies at school.

She ate them all, and an hour later, my sis said she was in study hall, and you could hear the poor chick, screaming, crying, and farting loudly from the bathroom, echoing all through the halls.

The two girls got suspended (almost weren't allowed to graduate because of it), and attempted murder charges were almost brought up on them.

When I was young and immature, i thought it was funny, but now I think it was cruel. I got enough trouble shittin, and I anyone did that to me, they'd better hope it kills me, because I's damn sure kill somebody over that (If those two bitches pranked my sister instead, They'd both be dead, and I'd probably just now be gettin' released!

ok seriously, if your on a web site about poop and your reading someone else's story about poop doesn't that kinda put you in a class below critizing other peoples choices in humor? don't get me wrong i'm certainly in that lower class but come on now. idiots will be idiots whether or not ppl post a story about it

thanx for telling me about 'black tongue' - I didn't think my wife would ever let me french kiss her again.

i often eat really spicy food - just so i don't get constipated. - anyone have experience with that?

Speaking as someone who has had the shits from food poisoning, I would probably shit in the bed/car/purse/accordian case/porn collection of anyone who dosed me.
Then I would call the cops.

OK. Are some of you retarded or something? Chocolate kills dogs. Ask any vet or any dog owner. Why the f*** do you think that killing or almost killing someones dog with chocolate exlax is funny? The dog most likely will die, not just shit itself. Killing something (a pet) that somebody loves is sadistic, not funny. Why dont you go drug a baby with LSD? Maybe you can give someones child a lethal dose of something. Do you think thats funny too?

i dont like ex-lax even if i dont do anything i have to take my beer with me to the bathroom when im with friends cuz there stupid and look for every oportunity to make u shit
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Frank2401 (105) -- 06.04.2007 -- "...Makes me glad I don't have any neighbors."

Okay, Frank, I'll bite. What do you mean you don't have ANY neighbors? How is that possible?

Hi, GGG, I sent you an e-mail to explain. Don't want to explain on this thread.

GGG, also hope it explains why no one will poison my pets with an ex lax tanted whatever. (And, "Seroquel" is a great brand of tissue too)

ex-lax is funny. Morally right? No. I only suggest this as revenge for a REAL mean person. This is not a prank, it's quite simply to mean-spirited. And also, dont put a whole pack in some cookies and just give them to someone. What if they eat them all? People die from diarrhea in less developed countries because of severe dehydration. Though rarely fatal in advanced countires, it CAN be. If you are going to do it (as no comments can stop someone who's mind is set) put the laxative in one or two cookies, in MEASURED doses. This way you can give enough for effect, but ensure you are not insanely overdosing someone. It may be wrong to do, but if you intend to, at least be as responsible as possible. And of course, the most "responsible" course of action, is to not do it at all. Just be careful if you decide to do it anyway...

we just had a party in my class on friday and we all brought shit in for it i got brownies and and mixed the brownies with an 18 pack of chocolate ex-lax alot of people ate them except my friends since they new and one girl had alot later in a different class she was tellin me she was cold when it was 80 degress and that she feels really weird after school i went to go chill wit a friend of mine and they told me they saw her running home (SHE lives across the street should) i be worried?

Worried? Nah...not at all. You should be in jail, you dumb fuck. That kind of behavior can cause serious injury and illness...if you were smart, and I doubt you are, you will go to the gal's home and admit what you did, so she can be treated for poisoning.

idiot.

And while you're at it, the free clinic down the road offers cheap vasectomies. Please, dmak, take advantage of this offer before there are more of you in this already population-taxed world!

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Born right the first time.

I am guilty of a similar prank some 25 years ago... My college roommate and I mixed a 48 tablet package of chocolated Ex-Lax into the icing of a devil's food cake, and had it delivered to another student. He went door to door, sharing his "gift" with other students. In the end, some 14 students were affected.

We thought it was funny at the time. I ended up on disciplinary probation - I never gave up my partners in crime.

Today I would be expelled and most likely arrested - and should be.

When we are young and stupid, we act with poor judgement and without proper regard for or understanding of consequences.

It was wrong then and now.