Got a story about poop? A consumer report? A news item for the blog? A pooetry submission? Want to interview me for a major media outlet? Or do you just want to say hi?

Whatever the case, simply fill out the form below, or email dave@poopreport.com.

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**note**: if your submission is more than 250 words or so, you'd better email it [1].