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If you had no choice, what animal would you wipe with, and why
By Bilgepump
Created Apr 1 2007 - 1:09pm
Bunnies, cuz they're soft, and the little cotton tail is perfect for klingons.
Rats, cuz, well, they're rats, and live in the sewer anyway.
Cats, soft fur and a vasectomy (for the fellas) in one fell swoop.
Dogs, cuz if you have a cat answer, you have to have a dog answer.
Other, explain.
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